The Kingdom of Luxize is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, smutty television, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 499 million Luxizeans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lux City. The average income tax rate is 13.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Luxizean economy, worth 44.6 trillion Golds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 89,326 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Students consistently complain that the wi-fi ate their homework, the Gallery of Instasnap is the most popular museum in the country, the government is purchasing vast amounts of palm oil for plastics production, and God took rock and roll from you, took rock and roll from everyone. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Luxize's national animal is the Elephant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Luxize is ranked 14,169^th in the world and 672^nd in the Rejected Realms for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 56.34 Whatever.