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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,461stMost Influential: 3,251stLargest Retail Industry: 7,027th
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LWAZI

Population2.711 billion

CapitalCape Town
LeaderMongameli Lwazi Xulu

CurrencyZAR
AnimalSpringbok

The Republic of LWAZI is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Mongameli Lwazi Xulu with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.711 billion LWAZIians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cape Town. The average income tax rate is 73.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient LWAZIian economy, worth 401 trillion ZARS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 148,140 ZARS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign football clubs wave the LWAZIian flag before every game, economists claim no news is good news, new LWAZIian taxis are fitted with server racks, and former televangelists are often seen begging skateboarders for donations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LWAZI's national animal is the Springbok, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

LWAZI is ranked 61,536th in the world and 2,196th in The North Pacific for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 52.16 Whatever.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,461stTop
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Most Influential: 3,251stLargest Retail Industry: 7,027thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,821stMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,123rdMost Efficient Economies: 9,376thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,934thMost Developed: 10,008thLowest Crime Rates: 10,040thHealthiest Citizens: 10,635thMost Inclusive: 11,830thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,994thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,010thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,157thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 12,941stNicest Citizens: 14,321stMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,486thHighest Average Incomes: 14,606thLargest Governments: 14,609thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,428thMost Advanced Public Education: 20,098thSafest: 20,661stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 21,123rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,406thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,666thMost Cheerful Citizens: 22,434thMost Secular: 24,578th
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Largest Retail Industry: 374th in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 500th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 516th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 522nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 525th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 590th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 608th in the regionMost Developed: 609th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 615th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 665th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 668th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 702nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 709th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 715th in the regionLargest Governments: 742nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 795th in the regionNicest Citizens: 798th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 815th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 911th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : LWAZI was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : LWAZI was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : LWAZI was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry and Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : LWAZI was endorsed by The People's Republic of Capablanca.
  • : LWAZI was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Lionia.
  • : LWAZI was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in LWAZI, former televangelists are often seen begging skateboarders for donations.
  • : Following new legislation in LWAZI, new LWAZIian taxis are fitted with server racks.
  • : Following new legislation in LWAZI, economists claim no news is good news.
  • : Following new legislation in LWAZI, foreign football clubs wave the LWAZIian flag before every game.

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World Assembly

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