by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,501stMost Influential: 3,792ndLargest Retail Industry: 5,345th
The Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Unity of People are the power of nation
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population463 million



The Empire of MabezaMonarch is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 463 million MabezaMonarchians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eden. The average income tax rate is 13.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient MabezaMonarchian economy, worth 46.3 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 100,029 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

There's a literal nanny state for the legions of children taken by social services, the nation gives peace a chance - usually one in a million, MabezaMonarch Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere', and children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MabezaMonarch's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

MabezaMonarch is ranked 127,418th in the world and 6,441st in The North Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 463.41 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,501stTop
Most Influential: 3,792ndLargest Retail Industry: 5,345thMost Armed: 5,410thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,926thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,157thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,105thMost Devout: 16,823rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,061stMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,811th
Most Armed: 185th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 263rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 365th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 405th in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 550th in the regionMost Devout: 724th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 941st in the regionMost Influential: 950th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 965th in the regionLargest Black Market: 982nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 999th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in MabezaMonarch, children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits.
  • : Following new legislation in MabezaMonarch, MabezaMonarch Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere'.
  • : Following new legislation in MabezaMonarch, the nation gives peace a chance - usually one in a million.
  • : Following new legislation in MabezaMonarch, there's a literal nanny state for the legions of children taken by social services.
  • : MabezaMonarch was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in MabezaMonarch, otherwise healthy people are being sent to internment camps because they have VODAIS.
  • : Following new legislation in MabezaMonarch, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life.
  • : Following new legislation in MabezaMonarch, cults that offer eternal life after death to those who follow a self-sacrificing saviour are frowned upon.
  • : MabezaMonarch was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in MabezaMonarch, social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 144 » Territorio di Nessuno, New Lakemba, Corfad, Castle Federation, Shibutani, 1 very fast endotarter, Mesopotama, Noahs Second Country, Guer Aike, The Rhein States, Loutsland, Xagill, Empy, Yaorozu, Fauzjhia, Praeceps, Omnistria, Fayyayid, Pazair, Ihese, Notyoutopia, Dabarastan, Ethnon, Great Bights Mum, Daiz, El Fiji Grande, Siwale, Koda-Land, Hamerica, Interdimensional Zone, Greater Pittsburgh, Maott, Orado, Zumlandia, Shadowrik, PotatoFarmers, Pallaith, McMasterdonia, U S Eh, Korovan Isles, Zeternia, Sundred, The Iron Lions, North Bratislava, Dreadton, Dar es Saalam, Joodey, The Serdey Islands, Seenvorland, Sunto, and 94 others.Serendipita Martia, PortvgaI, Frances Francis the First of France, Frostcell, Valentine Z, Selfgradatude, Wineclaw, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Sikol, Saperisole, The Pantheons, Zzozona, Westinor, Xentherida, Sil Dorsett, SherpDaWerp in TNP, Iztocna Slavija, Wisconsota, Hoglands, The Tampa Bay Rays, Plutayah, Confederacy of Antarctica, Veast, Valhalla123, Former English Colony, I Like Killing people, Prydania, Palgo, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Kranostav, Unshleepd, Libertania Democratica, The Calabash Protectorate, Kocherian, Yokciq Empire, Newpromisedland, Clan Spaniel, Fendlium, Seanat, Brucklania, Wit Noreis, Plangainer, Lionia, Tanushland, Arichia, Kingdom Of Manaf, Schnuftelland, Mystiquelle, The Endless Eventide, Malta Comino Gozo, Yellops, Eywaan, The Marinians, Abject Ludicrosity, The World Capitalist Confederation, Principia Mathematica, Arbor Marshes, Smesh, Damsmel, Highton Islands, Borsukia, Nouvelle-Floride, New Jamgra, Kahlo, Khoik, Unimaginable Doom, Fracie, Nawanshahr, The New Cordian Empire, Xyrron, Nistriabar, Madjack, Ravendi, Northern Glory, Termathe, Pokemanland, Labora, Simone Republic, Ihsan, The Noviosyus, CryptoTransumanists, Eschatosia, Xipher, Kragsgale, Palisede, Astal Aavors, Amerian States, Illusia and Neverendia, Ultra777, Andexia, Maclare, Buckhem, Moubarakistan, and Neu-Galicia.

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