The Kingdom of Maconshinbernititte is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its teetotalling pirates, compulsory military service, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 622 million Maconshinbernititteans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Education, with Law & Order, Defense, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 16.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Maconshinbernitittean economy, worth 76.1 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 122,319 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines, lonely people are supposed to be cheered up by the many parties that they are never invited to, Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes, and human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Maconshinbernititte's national animal is the turtle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Maconshinbernititte is ranked 39,313^th in the world and 603^rd in 10000 Islands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 71.67 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.