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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,343rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,779thMost Conservative: 1,846th
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Magecastle Embassy Building A5

Population443 million

CapitalThe Magecastle Embassy Complex


The Colony of Magecastle Embassy Building A5 is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, avowedly heterosexual populace, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 443 million Ambassadors are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Magecastle Embassy Complex. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.0%.

The strong Ice economy, worth 27.5 trillion guineas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 61,967 guineas, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 175,475 per year while the poor average 17,495, a ratio of 10.0 to 1.

Citizens wouldn't recognise Leader if they passed one another on the street, conscientious objectors are hanged as traitors, the industries of Magecastle Embassy Building A5 are coughing all the way to the bank, and archaeological discoveries are often followed by mysterious hamster abductions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Magecastle Embassy Building A5's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Magecastle Embassy Building A5 is ranked 192,787th in the world and 9,149th in The North Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring zero on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,343rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,779thMost Conservative: 1,846thTop
Most Primitive: 5,229thMost Influential: 5,291stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,514thTop
Fattest Citizens: 14,306thMost Authoritarian: 15,765thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 19,995thMost Patriotic: 22,054thMost Devout: 23,089thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 23,573rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 24,548th
Most Ignorant Citizens: 49th in the regionMost Conservative: 58th in the regionTop
Most Primitive: 161st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 219th in the regionFattest Citizens: 369th in the regionMost Avoided: 380th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 517th in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 687th in the regionMost Devout: 706th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 737th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 763rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 783rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 826th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 846th in the regionMost Extreme: 862nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,057th in the regionMost Influential: 1,078th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,083rd in the region

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