The Merlins Purring Cat of Magic cat Named Tassu is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Elder Tassu with an iron fist, and renowned for its digital currency, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 6.445 billion Magic cat Named Tassuans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Holy Temple of Naps and Fish. The average income tax rate is 56.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Magic cat Named Tassuan economy, worth 384 trillion Fish and Milks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 59,718 Fish and Milks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks, people across the world seek to be healthier by eliminating carbs, pocket dialling is a criminal offence, and prisons are filled with the cackles and sobs of a deranged inmate population. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Magic cat Named Tassu's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Prophecy of Ragnarök.

Magic cat Named Tassu is ranked 70,995^th in the world and 18^th in Lily for Most Extreme, scoring 23.39 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.