Population | 7.748 billion |
Capital | Cope city |
Leader | Copeius maxmuis |
Faith | coping |
Currency | Copeium |
Animal | Cawring rex |
The Making cringe Cope of Makasta5 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Copeius maxmuis with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, daily referendums, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 7.748 billion Copers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large, corrupt government prioritizes Law & Order, although Industry, Defense, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cope city. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 60.7%.
The all-consuming Makasta5ian economy, worth 580 trillion Copeiums a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Pizza Delivery, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 74,975 Copeiums, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 252,054 per year while the poor average 16,536, a ratio of 15.2 to 1.
The wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, marijuana is legal in the privacy of your own home, Makasta5 is renowned for its lax gun laws, and asking 'a penny for your thoughts?' draws law enforcement response. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Makasta5's national animal is the Cawring rex, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is coping.
Makasta5 is ranked 47,403rd in the world and 688th in Alliance of Supreme Powers for Most Stationary, with 926.0394073344 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Makasta5, asking 'a penny for your thoughts?' draws law enforcement response.
- : Following new legislation in Makasta5, Makasta5 is renowned for its lax gun laws.
- : Following new legislation in Makasta5, marijuana is legal in the privacy of your own home.
- : Following new legislation in Makasta5, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned.
- : Following new legislation in Makasta5, knitters are arrested for carrying needles in their bags.
- : Following new legislation in Makasta5, tombstones are ten feet high to accommodate the names of inhabitants.
- : Following new legislation in Makasta5, beggars lack pockets for spare change.
- : Following new legislation in Makasta5, the latest guided missile cruiser "Ship-1642" has received precisely zero column inches in the press.
- : Following new legislation in Makasta5, monarchs only get custody of the royal crown on holidays and weekends.
- : Following new legislation in Makasta5, old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime.