The 😳 👉👈 of Makdon is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by ？？？？？ with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 5.004 billion ？？？？？ live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ？？？？？. The average income tax rate is 1.0%.

The frighteningly efficient ？？？？？ economy, worth 817 trillion gold for easter eggs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 163,332 gold for easter eggs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Ministers browse Alright! magazine for fashion tips, it's always rabbit season, citizens must pay to enjoy Makdon's pristine beaches, and a significant number of ghost ？？？？？s are being prosecuted on charges of child abuse. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Makdon's national animal is the ghost ？？？？？, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is ？？？？？.

Makdon is ranked 234,530^th in the world and 6,624^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Pacifist, with 3.63 Cheeks Turned Per Day.