Population | 24.295 billion |
Capital | Blueberrymuffintop City |
Leader | The Mighty Powerful Makiman |
Currency | Blueberry Jam Jar |
Animal | Dog |
The Casual State of Makiland is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Mighty Powerful Makiman with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, lack of airports, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cynical population of 24.295 billion Makilandians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blueberrymuffintop City. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Makilandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,994 trillion Blueberry Jam Jars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 164,417 Blueberry Jam Jars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air, the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, and according to the latest national census as many as two-thirds of the respondents possibly consider 'violet' their favorite color. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Makiland's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Makiland is ranked 2,353rd in the world and 2nd in Hippy Haven for Lowest Crime Rates, with 138.67 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Makiland, according to the latest national census as many as two-thirds of the respondents possibly consider 'violet' their favorite color.
- : Makiland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Prisoner Financial Rights".
- : Following new legislation in Makiland, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts.
- : Following new legislation in Makiland, the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture.
- : Following new legislation in Makiland, the nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air.
- : Following new legislation in Makiland, the carbon tax fund gladly supplies warm blankets when the poor can't pay their heating bills.
- : Following new legislation in Makiland, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship.
- : Makiland voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Magna Aurea"".
- : Makiland voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Grilled Cheese Act".
- : Following new legislation in Makiland, an internet search for the word "bland" produces pictures of The Mighty Powerful Makiman.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 1 » St Stephen n Critters.