by Max Barry

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Rudest Citizens: 107th Highest Crime Rates: 135th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 138th
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Population14.17 billion

LeaderProtector Maladega Tanito

Animalbird of pardise

The Republic of Malanasia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Protector Maladega Tanito with a fair hand, and notable for its flagrant waste-dumping, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 14.17 billion Malanasians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken individuals is primarily concerned with Industry, although Education and International Aid are also considered important, while Environment and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kimantu. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Malanese economy, worth a remarkable 3,526 trillion pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 248,851 pounds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,301,592 per year while the poor average 2,613, a ratio of 880 to 1.

Prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes, there's a mortuary next to every Malanese restaurant, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods, and there's more vermin than ever on the metro. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Malanasia's national animal is the bird of pardise, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Malanasia is ranked 26,656th in the world and 1,374th in The North Pacific for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.

Rudest Citizens: 107thHighest Crime Rates: 135thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 138thLargest Gambling Industry: 162ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 169thMost Armed: 183rdFattest Citizens: 239thMost Avoided: 294thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 315thLargest Retail Industry: 414thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 447thMost Rebellious Youth: 542ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 595thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 675thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 886thHighest Disposable Incomes: 989thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 991stHighest Drug Use: 1,317thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,347thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,510thMost Extreme: 1,562ndLargest Insurance Industry: 1,652ndTop
Largest Mining Sector: 1,769thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,802ndMost Pro-Market: 1,839thMost Politically Free: 2,248thHighest Economic Output: 2,683rdHighest Average Incomes: 2,934thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,189thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,571stTop
Largest Black Market: 9,973rdLargest Populations: 11,948thNudest: 12,857thMost Efficient Economies: 13,422ndLargest Publishing Industry: 14,853rd
Highest Drug Use: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 6th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 7th in the regionMost Avoided: 8th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionMost Armed: 9th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9th in the regionMost Politically Free: 10th in the regionFattest Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 16th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 18th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 21st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 22nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 26th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 27th in the regionMost Extreme: 28th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 37th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 42nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 47th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 56th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 61st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 72nd in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 120th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 141st in the regionLargest Populations: 157th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 270th in the regionLargest Black Market: 272nd in the regionNudest: 395th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 669th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 734th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 770th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Malanasia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Malanasia, there's more vermin than ever on the metro.
  • : Following new legislation in Malanasia, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods.
  • : Following new legislation in Malanasia, there's a mortuary next to every Malanese restaurant.
  • : Malanasia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Malanasia, prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes.
  • : Following new legislation in Malanasia, you're only as old as you feel.
  • : Following new legislation in Malanasia, teenagers across the country are celebrating the defeat of a national curfew bill.
  • : Following new legislation in Malanasia, city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people.
  • : Malanasia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extreme.


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