The Badger Enclave of Malashaan Colony is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Hello Kitty with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, keen interest in outer space, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic population of 19.214 billion Malasheens are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Malastadt. The average income tax rate is 86.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Malashaan Colonyian economy, worth a remarkable 2,029 trillion Marks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 105,609 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants, political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act, Hello Kitty's mistress is the belle at many state balls, and the nation faces constant invasions by foreign boy bands. Crime is totally unknown. Malashaan Colony's national animal is the Badger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Malashaan Colony was endorsed by The Confederation of Bellcon.
- : Malashaan Colony was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Kingdom of Stargard.
- : Malashaan Colony was endorsed by The Armed Republic of Otron.
- : Malashaan Colony endorsed The Secular Republic of Pakistan 55.
- : Malashaan Colony suppressed a post on the Europeia Regional Message Board.
- : Malashaan Colony was endorsed by The Secular Republic of Pakistan 55.
- : Malashaan Colony was endorsed by The United States of Ramalia Shanatopian.
- : Malashaan Colony proposed constructing embassies between Europeia and Kantrias.
- : Malashaan Colony aborted construction of embassies between Europeia and Nordic Lights.
- : Malashaan Colony agreed to construct embassies between Europeia and Nordic Lights.
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