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Malashaan Colony

Population19.214 billion

LeaderHello Kitty


The Badger Enclave of Malashaan Colony is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Hello Kitty with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, keen interest in outer space, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic population of 19.214 billion Malasheens are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Malastadt. The average income tax rate is 86.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Malashaan Colonyian economy, worth a remarkable 2,029 trillion Marks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 105,609 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants, political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act, Hello Kitty's mistress is the belle at many state balls, and the nation faces constant invasions by foreign boy bands. Crime is totally unknown. Malashaan Colony's national animal is the Badger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Malashaan Colony is ranked 168,073rd in the world and 963rd in Europeia for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -4.43 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most Influential: 102ndTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,856thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,967thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,822ndLargest Welfare Programs: 4,457thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,569thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,944thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,327thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,706thLargest Populations: 6,823rdHighest Economic Output: 7,212thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,020thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,608thSmartest Citizens: 8,698thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,912thMost Pacifist: 10,256thTop
Most Cultured: 10,664thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,773rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,978thMost Developed: 11,593rdMost Subsidized Industry: 12,055thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,877thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,882ndBest Weather: 13,431stLargest Governments: 14,254thMost Income Equality: 15,104thMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,657thNicest Citizens: 16,730thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,588th
Most Influential: 15th in the regionLargest Populations: 26th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 47th in the regionMost Income Equality: 53rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 53rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 56th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 57th in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 61st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 64th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 66th in the regionNudest: 77th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 81st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 100th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 104th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 106th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 112th in the region

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