The People's Republic of Malayu is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister Anwar Ibrahim with a fair hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 6.794 billion Malayans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kuala Lumpur. The average income tax rate is 32.7%.

The thriving Malayan economy, worth 509 trillion Ringgits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 74,963 Ringgits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Islam has been named as Malayu's national religion, bins outnumber trees in city parks, customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high, and government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malayu's national animal is the Malayan Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.

Malayu is ranked 85,734^th in the world and 29^th in Greater Middle East for Lowest Crime Rates, with 67.76 law-abiding acts per hour.