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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,573rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,651stNicest Citizens: 1,956th
The Socialist Republic of
Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives
To the workers of the world!
Jan Coek Boegeng
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Malev

Population8.733 billion

CapitalTara Amarta
LeaderJan Coek Boegeng

CurrencyAmarta
AnimalTauki Whale

The Socialist Republic of Malev is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Jan Coek Boegeng with a fair hand, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, ubiquitous missile silos, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.733 billion Malvin hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tara Amarta. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Malvin economy, worth a remarkable 1,777 trillion Amartas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an amazing 203,511 Amartas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Train stations have more platforms than a 1970s disco, the latest national park is visited by more sharks than people, children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants, and stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues. Crime is totally unknown. Malev's national animal is the Tauki Whale, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Malev is ranked 72,022nd in the world and 158th in The Communist Bloc for Most Stationary, with 657.6437457744 days.

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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,573rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,651stNicest Citizens: 1,956thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,144thMost Influential: 2,338thMost Pacifist: 2,345thHighest Food Quality: 2,384thMost Inclusive: 2,533rdMost Cultured: 2,849thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,876thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,957thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 3,121stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,292ndHealthiest Citizens: 3,300thMost Developed: 3,382ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,469thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,791stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,804thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,806thLargest Governments: 3,934thMost Efficient Economies: 3,996thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,213thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,281stMost Beautiful Environments: 4,511thSmartest Citizens: 4,638thBest Weather: 4,903rdLowest Crime Rates: 5,578thSafest: 6,292ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,369thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,713thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,210thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,472ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,407thRudest Citizens: 9,518thHighest Average Incomes: 9,676thMost Secular: 11,426thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,688thMost Rebellious Youth: 14,264thHighest Economic Output: 14,496thTop
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Nudest: 19,616thLargest Agricultural Sector: 20,496th
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 25th in the regionMost Cultured: 36th in the regionRudest Citizens: 42nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 43rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 44th in the regionNicest Citizens: 55th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 57th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 57th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 59th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 60th in the regionMost Pacifist: 63rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 63rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 64th in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 79th in the regionMost Developed: 79th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 80th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 80th in the regionMost Inclusive: 83rd in the regionLargest Governments: 83rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 86th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 86th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 90th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 92nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 94th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 99th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 102nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 105th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 105th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 110th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 113th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 115th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 117th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 118th in the regionMost Influential: 118th in the regionBest Weather: 118th in the regionNudest: 123rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 125th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 128th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 133rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Malev, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues.
  • : Malev was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Malev endorsed The United Socialist States of North Goiky.
  • : Following new legislation in Malev, children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants.
  • : Following new legislation in Malev, the latest national park is visited by more sharks than people.
  • : Following new legislation in Malev, train stations have more platforms than a 1970s disco.
  • : Malev was endorsed by The United Socialist States of North Goiky.
  • : Following new legislation in Malev, people make a career out of medical voyeurism.
  • : Malev was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Malev, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky.

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