Population | 8.733 billion |
Capital | Tara Amarta |
Leader | Jan Coek Boegeng |
Currency | Amarta |
Animal | Tauki Whale |
The Socialist Republic of Malev is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Jan Coek Boegeng with a fair hand, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, ubiquitous missile silos, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.733 billion Malvin hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tara Amarta. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Malvin economy, worth a remarkable 1,777 trillion Amartas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an amazing 203,511 Amartas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Train stations have more platforms than a 1970s disco, the latest national park is visited by more sharks than people, children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants, and stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues. Crime is totally unknown. Malev's national animal is the Tauki Whale, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Malev is ranked 72,022nd in the world and 158th in The Communist Bloc for Most Stationary, with 657.6437457744 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Malev, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues.
- : Malev was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : Malev endorsed The United Socialist States of North Goiky.
- : Following new legislation in Malev, children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants.
- : Following new legislation in Malev, the latest national park is visited by more sharks than people.
- : Following new legislation in Malev, train stations have more platforms than a 1970s disco.
- : Malev was endorsed by The United Socialist States of North Goiky.
- : Following new legislation in Malev, people make a career out of medical voyeurism.
- : Malev was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Malev, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 57 » Soviet Felines, Borealian Communes, Proletariana, Exania, Sith Isles, Kethania, Grebanistan, Minahasa, Chalredonia, Free Workers Confederacy, Dacaro, Kashlakia, Pajonia, Brauengen, Karelianastan, Carrico, Agania, Likhinia, International Anarchist Confederation, Walthracia, The Workers Union of Habsburg-Lorraine, Barbroussia, Khanatah, Holy Palestine, Kahrianland, Tran Flibe, Celedaria, Comuny, International Socialist Union, Equlainne, Arsa, Newdenizland, Oder Crudia, Yeniseisk, Atlanc, Serusan, The Workers and Peasants Union of China, Milkau, Democratic Republic of Acember, Verenzia, Mikustania, Pridneprovye, Thelania, Egothyzu, Libisia, UNIOS, Valoptia, Socialist UwU, Unitary Communist State, Urali, and 7 others.De Eon, Old Corus, Anerchi, Eindhoven-Veldhoven, Pragmatic, West Irtinaraxiopia, and North Goiky.