by Max Barry

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 922ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,244thMost Influential: 2,261st
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Population2.916 billion

LeaderPeter Obrenovic


The United Socialist States of Malkotistan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Peter Obrenovic with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, parental licensing program, and frequent executions. The compassionate population of 2.916 billion Malkotistanis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Laktavia. The average income tax rate is 89.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Malkotistani economy, worth 304 trillion Malkovs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 104,266 Malkovs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, the national security service are a bunch of crooks, it takes at least three to tango, and in the Beginning was the Word and the Word was "Pragmatism". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malkotistan's national animal is the Vulture, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Malkotistan is ranked 8,313th in the world and 234th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 97.1 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 922ndTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,244thMost Influential: 2,261stSafest: 3,648thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,069thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,604thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,767thLowest Crime Rates: 8,313thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,337thMost Pacifist: 8,491stMost Income Equality: 8,806thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,881stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,911thMost Inclusive: 9,010thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,038thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,319thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,598thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,793rdNicest Citizens: 9,813thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,839thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,154thHealthiest Citizens: 10,299thMost Cultured: 10,353rdTop
Best Weather: 11,484thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,009thLargest Governments: 13,113thSmartest Citizens: 15,983rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,876thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,922ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 18,969thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,082ndMost Developed: 20,453rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 20,699th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 43rd in the regionTop
Safest: 118th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 187th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 223rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 234th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 238th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 239th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 259th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 260th in the regionMost Influential: 265th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 275th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 288th in the regionMost Cultured: 296th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 305th in the regionMost Inclusive: 307th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 307th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 308th in the regionMost Pacifist: 318th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 324th in the regionNicest Citizens: 329th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 340th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 342nd in the regionLargest Governments: 350th in the regionBest Weather: 361st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 364th in the regionTop
Most Income Equality: 431st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 481st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 490th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 493rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 544th in the regionMost Developed: 582nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 584th in the regionMost Stationary: 649th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 769th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 797th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 811th in the regionLargest Populations: 841st in the region

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