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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,585th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,874th Most Influential: 5,794th
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Population852 million

LeaderPeter Obrenovic


The United Socialist States of Malkotistan is a huge, genial nation, ruled by Peter Obrenovic with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, parental licensing program, and avant-garde cinema. The compassionate population of 852 million Malkotistanis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Laktavia. The average income tax rate is 77.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Malkotistani economy, worth 57.9 trillion Malkovs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is 68,012 Malkovs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police, Peter Obrenovic is too busy listening to praise to get any work done, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents, and Peter Obrenovic has just been declared ruler of Malkotistan in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malkotistan's national animal is the vulture, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Malkotistan is ranked 35,391st in the world and 1,014th in the South Pacific for Nudest, with 181.25 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,585thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,874thMost Influential: 5,794thMost Income Equality: 5,824thTop
Most Cultured: 13,258thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,746thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 15,044th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 127th in the regionMost Income Equality: 267th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 386th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 395th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 409th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 438th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 464th in the regionMost Influential: 500th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 510th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 527th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 530th in the regionMost Inclusive: 534th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 535th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 547th in the region

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