by Max Barry

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Most Influential: 1,007thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,412thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,332nd
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Population3.39 billion

LeaderPrime Assistant Adamantia Gregorioy
FaithLol no

CurrencyGold Malleon
AnimalZombie Barberi Lion

The Red Joint Commonwealth of Mallesia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Assistant Adamantia Gregorioy with a fair hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, free-roaming dinosaurs, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 3.39 billion Mallesoures hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marsalia. The average income tax rate is 80.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mallesian economy, worth 427 trillion Gold Malleons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 125,960 Gold Malleons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison, films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay, gift baskets often contain working nukes, and the nation is cleaning up after a national night of celebration left most people with headaches and dim memories (Mallesia has found 4 easter eggs). Crime is totally unknown. Mallesia's national animal is the Zombie Barberi Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lol no.

Mallesia is ranked 196,016th in the world and 959th in Europe for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.66 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

Most Influential: 1,007thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,412thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,332ndTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 5,355thRudest Citizens: 5,581stLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,736thMost Armed: 7,117thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,154thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,910thMost Secular: 8,285thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,380thSafest: 8,715thMost Developed: 9,067thNicest Citizens: 9,182ndSmartest Citizens: 9,940thMost Inclusive: 9,954thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,323rdMost Rebellious Youth: 10,349thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,495thMost Cultured: 11,315thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 12,652ndMost Beautiful Environments: 13,068thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,746thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,295thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,717thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,717thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,747thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,797thMost Efficient Economies: 14,848thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,098thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,682ndMost Politically Free: 15,819thLargest Governments: 15,965thHealthiest Citizens: 18,521stLargest Welfare Programs: 20,460thBest Weather: 20,901stHighest Average Incomes: 21,214thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 22,957th
Most Politically Free: 14th in the regionMost Armed: 32nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 35th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 63rd in the regionTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 74th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 79th in the regionRudest Citizens: 80th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 81st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 84th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 112th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 114th in the regionMost Secular: 115th in the regionNudest: 117th in the regionMost Influential: 124th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 127th in the region

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