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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,040thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,198thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,201st
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Mallorea and Riva

Population19.08 billion

CapitalMal Zeth


The Legally Entitled To Professional Courtesy Title of Retired Shark Mod of Mallorea and Riva is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Zakath with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, suspicion of poets, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 19.08 billion Mallorea and Rivans enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mal Zeth. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Mallorea and Rivan economy, worth a remarkable 4,204 trillion marks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 220,371 marks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 661,856 per year while the poor average 57,285, a ratio of 11.6 to 1.

Nihilistic thrill-seekers claim that suicide by roller coaster is the ultimate life experience, citizens need a magnifying glass and color chart to distinguish between nearly identical brand labels, home education can sometimes be a load of bullocks, and the Mallorea and Rivan war navy contains an oddly large number of luxury yachts and cruise liners. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Mallorea and Riva's national animal is the narwhal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Mallorea and Riva is ranked 9,120th in the world and 1st in The Joint Systems Alliance for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 7,101.36 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,040thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,198thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,201stLargest Gambling Industry: 1,255thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,394thHighest Crime Rates: 1,545thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,558thFattest Citizens: 1,558thMost Armed: 1,776thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,855thMost Avoided: 1,976thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,229thTop
Highest Economic Output: 2,509thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,788thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,263rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,584thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,905thLargest Mining Sector: 4,087thHighest Average Incomes: 4,837thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,466thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,509thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,265thLargest Populations: 7,409thLargest Retail Industry: 7,834thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,120thMost Efficient Economies: 9,600thNudest: 10,998thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 11,576thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,247thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 14,796thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,029thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15,461stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16,389thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,456thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,478thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,820thLargest Black Market: 17,654thMost Secular: 17,959thMost Pro-Market: 20,745th

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