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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,044thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,218thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,227th
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Mallorea and Riva

Population18.632 billion

CapitalMal Zeth


The Legally Entitled To Professional Courtesy Title of Retired Shark Mod of Mallorea and Riva is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Zakath with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 18.632 billion Mallorea and Rivans enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mal Zeth. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Mallorea and Rivan economy, worth a remarkable 4,105 trillion marks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 220,371 marks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 661,856 per year while the poor average 57,285, a ratio of 11.6 to 1.

Nihilistic thrill-seekers claim that suicide by roller coaster is the ultimate life experience, citizens need a magnifying glass and color chart to distinguish between nearly identical brand labels, home education can sometimes be a load of bullocks, and the Mallorea and Rivan war navy contains an oddly large number of luxury yachts and cruise liners. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Mallorea and Riva's national animal is the narwhal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Mallorea and Riva is ranked 194,710th in the world and 2nd in The Joint Systems Alliance for Least Corrupt Governments, with 60.29 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,044thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,218thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,227thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,247thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,422ndHighest Crime Rates: 1,515thFattest Citizens: 1,516thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,520thMost Armed: 1,674thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,836thMost Avoided: 1,977thTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,164thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,321stHighest Economic Output: 2,520thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,055thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,528thLargest Mining Sector: 3,804thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,378thHighest Average Incomes: 4,851stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,285thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,518thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,019thLargest Populations: 7,489thLargest Retail Industry: 7,637thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,536thMost Efficient Economies: 9,302ndTop
Nudest: 10,351stMost Corrupt Governments: 10,867thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,037thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,647thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14,779thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 14,783rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,125thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,660thLargest Black Market: 15,921stMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,121stMost Secular: 17,405thMost Pro-Market: 17,656thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,444th

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