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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,070thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,227thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,232nd
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Mallorea and Riva

Population17.848 billion

CapitalMal Zeth


The Legally Entitled To Professional Courtesy Title of Retired Shark Mod of Mallorea and Riva is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Zakath with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 17.848 billion Mallorea and Rivans enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mal Zeth. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Mallorea and Rivan economy, worth a remarkable 3,933 trillion marks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 220,371 marks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 661,856 per year while the poor average 57,285, a ratio of 11.6 to 1.

Nihilistic thrill-seekers claim that suicide by roller coaster is the ultimate life experience, citizens need a magnifying glass and color chart to distinguish between nearly identical brand labels, home education can sometimes be a load of bullocks, and the Mallorea and Rivan war navy contains an oddly large number of luxury yachts and cruise liners. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Mallorea and Riva's national animal is the narwhal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Mallorea and Riva is ranked 24,497th in the world and 1st in The Joint Systems Alliance for Highest Poor Incomes, with 57,285.62 Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,070thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,227thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,232ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,259thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,416thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,420thHighest Crime Rates: 1,427thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,505thFattest Citizens: 1,550thMost Armed: 1,600thTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,806thMost Avoided: 1,997thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,059thHighest Economic Output: 2,401stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,681stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,168thLargest Mining Sector: 3,378thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,354thHighest Average Incomes: 4,642ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,239thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,404thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,774thLargest Retail Industry: 7,042ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,119thLargest Populations: 7,197thNudest: 8,512thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 8,697thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,600thMost Pro-Market: 11,998thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,003rdLargest Publishing Industry: 13,348thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,440thLargest Black Market: 13,873rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,944thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 14,327thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,400thMost Extreme: 14,406thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,132ndMost Secular: 15,911thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,244th

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