The Legally Entitled To Professional Courtesy Title of Retired Shark Mod of Mallorea and Riva is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Zakath with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 18.632 billion Mallorea and Rivans enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.
The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mal Zeth. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Mallorea and Rivan economy, worth a remarkable 4,105 trillion marks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 220,371 marks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 661,856 per year while the poor average 57,285, a ratio of 11.6 to 1.
Nihilistic thrill-seekers claim that suicide by roller coaster is the ultimate life experience, citizens need a magnifying glass and color chart to distinguish between nearly identical brand labels, home education can sometimes be a load of bullocks, and the Mallorea and Rivan war navy contains an oddly large number of luxury yachts and cruise liners. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Mallorea and Riva's national animal is the narwhal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Mallorea and Riva's influence in The Joint Systems Alliance rose from "Powerbroker" to "Power".
- : Mallorea and Riva was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
- : Mallorea and Riva was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, the Top 5% for Most Corrupt Governments, and the Top 10% for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Mallorea and Riva's influence in The Joint Systems Alliance rose from "Eminence Grise" to "Powerbroker".
- : Mallorea and Riva proposed constructing embassies between The Joint Systems Alliance and The Moon.
- : Mallorea and Riva was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Mallorea and Riva's influence in The Joint Systems Alliance rose from "Enforcer" to "Eminence Grise".
- : Mallorea and Riva's influence in The Joint Systems Alliance rose from "Dealmaker" to "Enforcer".
- : Mallorea and Riva was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Mallorea and Riva's influence in The Joint Systems Alliance rose from "Instigator" to "Dealmaker".