The Free Republic of Malomae is a massive, genial nation, ruled by MCkensie King III with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.131 billion Malomaeas hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Turuntu. The average income tax rate is 63.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Malomaean economy, worth 232 trillion Traded goods a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 109,092 Traded goods, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Turuntu to enjoy their national art, citizens sporting mohawks must carry family trees on them at all times, young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield, and you're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malomae's national animal is the Alpaca, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Neo-Atheism.

Malomae is ranked 22,523^rd in the world and 1,192^nd in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 111.39 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.