by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,594thMost Influential: 5,588thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,194th
The Dominion of
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Sic semper democratiam
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Population1.18 billion

CapitalSte Malonia
LeaderFidelius Malonia V


The Dominion of Malonlandia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Fidelius Malonia V with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, national health service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.18 billion Malonlandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ste Malonia. The average income tax rate is 72.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Malonlandian economy, worth 97.1 trillion Maldollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Retail. Average income is 82,278 Maldollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, the government's religious works are headed by a New Age guru, the standardised national curriculum requires that all-male classes be taught why they have periods, and foreign policy is to avoid standing up to bullies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malonlandia's national animal is the Platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Malonlandia is ranked 194,441st in the world and 6,235th in the South Pacific for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.69 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,594thMost Influential: 5,588thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,194thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,296thMost Inclusive: 9,495thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,555thBest Weather: 11,862ndTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,124thNicest Citizens: 13,686thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,730thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,840thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,231stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,489thMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,676thMost Cultured: 18,950thSafest: 19,974thMost Pacifist: 20,680thLowest Crime Rates: 21,430thLongest Average Lifespans: 22,678th
Most Cheerful Citizens: 261st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 268th in the regionMost Inclusive: 341st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 352nd in the regionTop
Best Weather: 412th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 449th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 459th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 464th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 480th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 488th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 495th in the regionNicest Citizens: 498th in the regionMost Cultured: 547th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 567th in the regionMost Influential: 577th in the regionNudest: 648th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 650th in the regionSafest: 720th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 739th in the regionMost Developed: 772nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 778th in the region

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