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Most Influential: 1,369th Most Rebellious Youth: 2,090th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,271st
The Rat of
Left-Leaning College State Paradise
Rat'll do
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Malphe

Population6.39 billion

CapitalHorsonopile
LeaderHorsell
FaithFlemingovianism

CurrencyMalphaen Denarius
AnimalDesert Woodrat

The Rat of Malphe is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Horsell with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, sprawling nuclear power plants, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working population of 6.39 billion Rats enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Horsonopile. The average income tax rate is 71.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rodentine economy, worth a remarkable 1,020 trillion Malphaen Denarii a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 159,632 Malphaen Denarii, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians that report exaggerated crowd sizes for their speeches are dismissed for being delusional, the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose, the Twelve Steps To Logging Off is the most popular mobile download, and brave curators do battle with disorganised government libraries. Crime is totally unknown. Malphe's national animal is the Desert Woodrat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Flemingovianism.

Malphe is ranked 74,282nd in the world and 3,890th in The North Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 5.86 Kickbacks Per Hour.

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Most Rebellious Youth: 2,090thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,271stLargest Publishing Industry: 2,836thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,840thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,886thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,225thBest Weather: 5,536thRudest Citizens: 5,949thMost Developed: 6,064thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,143rdMost Subsidized Industry: 6,268thMost Efficient Economies: 6,331stMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,463rdSmartest Citizens: 6,839thMost Cultured: 6,855thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,025thNicest Citizens: 7,298thMost Secular: 7,777thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,784thTop
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Most Inclusive: 8,593rdNudest: 8,629thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,497thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,990thHighest Average Incomes: 10,975thHealthiest Citizens: 11,086thHighest Economic Output: 13,793rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 14,429thLargest Governments: 14,893rd
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Most Rebellious Youth: 87th in the regionTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 110th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 126th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 205th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 269th in the regionNudest: 280th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 287th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 300th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 300th in the regionBest Weather: 304th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 304th in the regionRudest Citizens: 328th in the regionMost Cultured: 331st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 345th in the regionMost Developed: 367th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 375th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 378th in the regionMost Secular: 403rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 405th in the regionNicest Citizens: 418th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 447th in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 469th in the regionMost Inclusive: 506th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 508th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 524th in the regionMost Influential: 575th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 605th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 618th in the regionLargest Populations: 636th in the regionLargest Governments: 701st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 852nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 863rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 871st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 910th in the region

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