by Max Barry

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Most Influential: 1,851st Most Rebellious Youth: 2,073rd Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,374th
The Rodentine Union of
Left-Leaning College State Paradise
Everybody, everybody, everybody wants to be a rat
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population5.676 billion


CurrencyMalphaen Denarius
AnimalDesert Woodrat

The Rodentine Union of Malphe is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Horsell with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working population of 5.676 billion Rats enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Horsonopile. The average income tax rate is 70.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rodentine economy, worth 893 trillion Malphaen Denarii a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 157,463 Malphaen Denarii, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity, roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it, economists confusingly list "fusarium rot and leaf blight" as major risk factors for monetary deflation, and airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path. Crime is totally unknown. Malphe's national animal is the Desert Woodrat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Flemingovianism.

Malphe is ranked 27,367th in the world and 1,180th in The North Pacific for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 244,038.03 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Influential: 1,851stMost Rebellious Youth: 2,073rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,374thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,500thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,810thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,036thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,055thRudest Citizens: 5,199thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,235thMost Developed: 5,968thBest Weather: 5,984thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,234thMost Efficient Economies: 6,385thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,435thSmartest Citizens: 6,777thNicest Citizens: 6,888thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,903rdMost Cultured: 6,928thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,112thMost Secular: 7,141stMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,159thNudest: 7,593rdTop
Most Inclusive: 8,443rdHighest Poor Incomes: 10,036thHighest Average Incomes: 10,949thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,317thHealthiest Citizens: 11,412thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14,030thHighest Economic Output: 14,959thLargest Governments: 15,622ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 16,030th
Most Rebellious Youth: 80th in the regionTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 104th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 123rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 214th in the regionNudest: 232nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 287th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 288th in the regionRudest Citizens: 289th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 295th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 298th in the regionBest Weather: 327th in the regionMost Cultured: 338th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 340th in the regionMost Developed: 349th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 358th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 366th in the regionMost Secular: 369th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 387th in the regionNicest Citizens: 394th in the regionTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 419th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 447th in the regionMost Inclusive: 498th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 534th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 542nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 559th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 591st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 628th in the regionMost Influential: 658th in the regionLargest Populations: 685th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 691st in the regionLargest Governments: 744th in the region

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