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Malphe II

Population7.537 billion

CapitalSecond Horsonopile
LeaderSecond Horsell
FaithCult of the Horned Rat

AnimalDesert Woodrat

The Avid Rodent of Malphe II is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Second Horsell with a fair hand, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-working, democratic population of 7.537 billion Second Malphaes hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Second Horsonopile. The average income tax rate is 32.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Second Malphaen economy, worth 399 trillion Denarii a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 53,053 Denarii, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Treasury Minister takes anxiety medication every time kids lose their sports kits, urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts, thousands of picky mothers-in-law have been recruited to serve as even pickier cookery instructors, and strip mining of rare earth metals is up while back problems are down. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malphe II's national animal is the Desert Woodrat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of the Horned Rat.

Malphe II is ranked 181,485th in the world and 6,465th in Osiris for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 68,635 Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,795thMost Influential: 2,253rdTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 6,366thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 13,641stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 18,128thBest Weather: 21,625thMost Stationary: 21,961st
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 15th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 273rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 295th in the regionTop
Most Politically Free: 480th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 735th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 760th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 804th in the region

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