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The Malicious Malefactors of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
Beware Bad Apples
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Praetor
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Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Few

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Malus Maleficarum

Population5.058 billion

Currencyburninating
AnimalCrow Dragon

The Malicious Malefactors of Malus Maleficarum is a colossal, genial nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, cynical population of 5.058 billion Malus Maleficarumians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 33.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Malus Maleficarumian economy, worth 213 trillion burninatings a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Woodchip Exports, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,233 burninatings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, aging citizens are celebrating the end of the 'Early Bird War', the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners, and consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malus Maleficarum's national animal is the Crow Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Malus Maleficarum is ranked 173,903rd in the world and 208th in Resuscitation for Most Armed, with 0.25 Weapons Per Person.

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Most Influential: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 10th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 10th in the regionTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Cultured: 13th in the regionLargest Populations: 14th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 18th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 20th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 23rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Malus Maleficarum, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Malus Maleficarum, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners.
  • : Following new legislation in Malus Maleficarum, aging citizens are celebrating the end of the 'Early Bird War'.
  • : Following new legislation in Malus Maleficarum, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked.
  • : Following new legislation in Malus Maleficarum, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.
  • : Following new legislation in Malus Maleficarum, the government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget'.
  • : Following new legislation in Malus Maleficarum, boats straying just metres away from the shore will raise the ire of the Coast Guard.
  • : Following new legislation in Malus Maleficarum, immigrants are required to salute the flag five times a day.
  • : Following new legislation in Malus Maleficarum, lobbyists are trying to convince government to recategorize most natural disasters as "non-critical naturogenic inconveniences".
  • : Following new legislation in Malus Maleficarum, commemoration of the Great Resuscitation War costs almost as much as the war itself.

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