The World's Best Football Club of Mancheseva City is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Pep Guardiola with a fair hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, otherworldly petting zoo, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.099 billion Cityzens hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Etihad Stadium. The average income tax rate is 74.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cityzen economy, worth 273 trillion Sterlings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 130,177 Sterlings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Businesses often fire workers in favour of cheaper automatic systems, internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Cityzen weed picker are way up, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Mancheseva City to be bombproof, and skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy. Crime is totally unknown. Mancheseva City's national animal is the sloth, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Mancheseva City is ranked 17,255^th in the world and 174^th in Europeia for Largest Governments, scoring 27.29 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.