The Queendom of Maobi is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Manantavumanalau with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 24.358 billion Maobians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Emuroa. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53.9%.

The thriving Maobian economy, worth a remarkable 2,005 trillion barnacles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is 82,339 barnacles, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

The Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy, Moa is one of the most popular forenames in Maobi, Coco the Clown has been elected to the nation's parliament, and almost all of the nation's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Maobi's national animal is the moa, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is polytheism.

Maobi is ranked 169,991^st in the world and 78^th in The World Rearranged for Lowest Crime Rates, with 59.3 law-abiding acts per hour.