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Largest Welfare Programs: 402ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 547thMost Compassionate Citizens: 903rd
The Supine Socialist Slothland of
Left-wing Utopia Utopia
Lethargy, Languor, Laziness!
Josef Slothlin
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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Maowi

Population3.302 billion

CapitalBradypus City
LeaderJosef Slothlin

Currencytoenail
Animalsloth

The Supine Socialist Slothland of Maowi is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Josef Slothlin with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.302 billion Maowese are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bradypus City. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Maowese economy, worth 426 trillion toenails a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 129,171 toenails, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens have voted the song "Josef Slothlin Smells Like A Sloth" as their new national anthem, mathematicians are hated by children across the country, a vast monorail network carries people all over the country, and relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly. Crime is totally unknown. Maowi's national animal is the sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Maowi is ranked 201,338th in the world and 1,017th in Europeia for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -15.23 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 402ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 547thMost Compassionate Citizens: 903rdNicest Citizens: 916thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 921stMost Pacifist: 1,050thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,063rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,175thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,202ndMost Inclusive: 1,325thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,512thBest Weather: 1,574thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,595thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,999thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 2,372ndMost Rebellious Youth: 2,377thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,521stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,618thSafest: 2,921stMost Cultured: 3,496thMost Influential: 3,634thLargest Governments: 4,397thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,261stMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,928thRudest Citizens: 7,167thMost Developed: 8,199thNudest: 9,069thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,145thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 12,015thSmartest Citizens: 12,561stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 13,431stMost Subsidized Industry: 13,500thMost Politically Free: 14,701stMost Efficient Economies: 15,129thHealthiest Citizens: 15,982ndMost Secular: 17,614thLowest Crime Rates: 18,242ndHighest Average Incomes: 19,047th
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 13th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 15th in the regionNicest Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Pacifist: 16th in the regionMost Politically Free: 17th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 18th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 18th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 19th in the regionMost Inclusive: 22nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 24th in the regionBest Weather: 25th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 27th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 27th in the regionNudest: 33rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 34th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 35th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 38th in the regionSafest: 42nd in the regionLargest Governments: 47th in the regionMost Cultured: 50th in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 58th in the regionMost Extreme: 67th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 74th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 87th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 92nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Maowi, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly.
  • : Following new legislation in Maowi, a vast monorail network carries people all over the country.
  • : Maowi was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "Left-wing Utopia".
  • : Maowi lodged a message on the Europeia Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Maowi, mathematicians are hated by children across the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Maowi, citizens have voted the song "Josef Slothlin Smells Like A Sloth" as their new national anthem.
  • : Following new legislation in Maowi, workers of "fairweather faith" claim six months of paid leave for holy days per year.
  • : Following new legislation in Maowi, students memorise knock-knock jokes for their mandatory twice-a-term Comedy Examinations.
  • : Maowi lodged a message on the Europeia Regional Message Board.
  • : Maowi lodged a message on the Europeia Regional Message Board.

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