by Max Barry

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Largest Welfare Programs: 444thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 706thMost Valuable International Artwork: 851st
The Supine Socialist Slothland of
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Josef Slothlin
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Population2.843 billion

CapitalBradypus City
LeaderJosef Slothlin


The Supine Socialist Slothland of Maowi is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Josef Slothlin with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, complete lack of prisons, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.843 billion Maowese hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bradypus City. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Maowese economy, worth 353 trillion toenails a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 124,373 toenails, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity, unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves, and dubiously qualified East Lebatuckese doctors prescribe ice baths as a treatment for pneumonia. Crime is totally unknown. Maowi's national animal is the sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Maowi is ranked 192,252nd in the world and 1,503rd in Europeia for Most Average, scoring 25.74 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

Largest Welfare Programs: 444thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 706thMost Valuable International Artwork: 851stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,021stMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,068thNicest Citizens: 1,078thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,255thMost Pacifist: 1,285thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,442ndMost Inclusive: 1,519thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,687thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,707thBest Weather: 1,899thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,157thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,335thTop
Highest Drug Use: 2,564thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,713thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,048thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,096thSafest: 3,291stMost Cultured: 3,799thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,607thRudest Citizens: 4,793rdLargest Governments: 5,188thMost Influential: 5,861stLongest Average Lifespans: 6,865thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,714thMost Secular: 7,815thMost Developed: 8,950thNudest: 9,060thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,194thTop
Most Politically Free: 12,313thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,499thSmartest Citizens: 13,638thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,429thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14,683rdHealthiest Citizens: 16,371stMost Efficient Economies: 16,383rdHighest Average Incomes: 20,824thLowest Crime Rates: 21,435th
Largest Welfare Programs: 7th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 10th in the regionMost Politically Free: 12th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 14th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 17th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 18th in the regionNicest Citizens: 18th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 19th in the regionMost Pacifist: 20th in the regionMost Inclusive: 23rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 24th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 28th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 29th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 32nd in the regionBest Weather: 32nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 35th in the regionRudest Citizens: 38th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 41st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 45th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 46th in the regionSafest: 46th in the regionMost Cultured: 52nd in the regionNudest: 54th in the regionLargest Governments: 59th in the regionMost Secular: 77th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 87th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 98th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 111th in the regionMost Developed: 119th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 144th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 164th in the region

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