Population | 8.276 billion |
Currency | Gold Mark |
Animal | Winged Lion |
The Holy Empire of Marcarius Halohin is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its anti-smoking policies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 8.276 billion Marcarius Halohinians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 58.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Marcarius Halohinian economy, worth a remarkable 1,571 trillion Gold Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 189,946 Gold Marks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 784,408 per year while the poor average 30,240, a ratio of 25.9 to 1.
Physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques, the government offers gay men mildly offensive tips on how to pass as straight, ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward, and hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Marcarius Halohin's national animal is the Winged Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Marcarius Halohin is ranked 29,284th in the world and 1st in Edlhus for Most Stationary, with 1,373.33628773088 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Marcarius Halohin, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework.
- : Following new legislation in Marcarius Halohin, ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward.
- : Following new legislation in Marcarius Halohin, the government offers gay men mildly offensive tips on how to pass as straight.
- : Following new legislation in Marcarius Halohin, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques.
- : Following new legislation in Marcarius Halohin, literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts.
- : Following new legislation in Marcarius Halohin, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program.
- : Following new legislation in Marcarius Halohin, major boxing matches are held in government buildings.
- : Following new legislation in Marcarius Halohin, attempted suicide is punishable by public hanging.
- : Following new legislation in Marcarius Halohin, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have.
- : Following new legislation in Marcarius Halohin, commuters often break into synchronised para-para dancing for no reason at all.