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Most Devout: 2,525thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,647thRudest Citizens: 3,768th
The Holy Empire of
Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches
Styrke i Familien
Influence
Superpower
Governor
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Marcarius Halohin

Population8.276 billion

CurrencyGold Mark
AnimalWinged Lion

The Holy Empire of Marcarius Halohin is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its anti-smoking policies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 8.276 billion Marcarius Halohinians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 58.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Marcarius Halohinian economy, worth a remarkable 1,571 trillion Gold Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 189,946 Gold Marks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 784,408 per year while the poor average 30,240, a ratio of 25.9 to 1.

Physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques, the government offers gay men mildly offensive tips on how to pass as straight, ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward, and hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Marcarius Halohin's national animal is the Winged Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Marcarius Halohin is ranked 29,284th in the world and 1st in Edlhus for Most Stationary, with 1,373.33628773088 days.

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Most Devout: 2,525thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 3,647thRudest Citizens: 3,768thLargest Retail Industry: 4,126thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,322ndMost Cultured: 4,562ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,195thSmartest Citizens: 7,980thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,071stLargest Publishing Industry: 8,666thMost Developed: 8,735thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,743rdMost Efficient Economies: 8,825thHighest Food Quality: 8,870thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,322ndMost Influential: 11,688thHighest Average Incomes: 11,767thHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,992ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12,542ndMost Beautiful Environments: 14,631stTop
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Largest Governments: 15,867thHighest Economic Output: 16,840thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,664thSafest: 18,521stMost Patriotic: 19,068thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,550thLowest Crime Rates: 22,011thMost Subsidized Industry: 23,320thMost Valuable International Artwork: 24,170thLongest Average Lifespans: 26,760thMost Stationary: 29,284th
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Marcarius Halohin, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework.
  • : Following new legislation in Marcarius Halohin, ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward.
  • : Following new legislation in Marcarius Halohin, the government offers gay men mildly offensive tips on how to pass as straight.
  • : Following new legislation in Marcarius Halohin, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques.
  • : Following new legislation in Marcarius Halohin, literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts.
  • : Following new legislation in Marcarius Halohin, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program.
  • : Following new legislation in Marcarius Halohin, major boxing matches are held in government buildings.
  • : Following new legislation in Marcarius Halohin, attempted suicide is punishable by public hanging.
  • : Following new legislation in Marcarius Halohin, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have.
  • : Following new legislation in Marcarius Halohin, commuters often break into synchronised para-para dancing for no reason at all.

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