The Gamer Nation of Mardi Grais is a massive, safe nation, ruled by MinkyMahomes with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 1.422 billion Mardis Grasess are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Orleans. The average income tax rate is 51.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Mardi Graisian economy, worth 89.8 trillion Mardis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 63,162 Mardis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Moonshine has made a resurgence, all work and no play has rendered the nation's children somewhat intelligent but also remarkably dull, MinkyMahomes's new office is 6 by 8 feet with steel walls and a barred door, and superstitious folk make gestures to ward off evil whenever they see a refrigeration unit. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mardi Grais's national animal is the Pelican, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Cabalism.

Mardi Grais is ranked 84,312^th in the world and 2,146^th in the Rejected Realms for Smartest Citizens, with 35.15 quips per hour.