Population | 12.345 billion |
Capital | Mari |
Currency | DNR |
Animal | lion |
The Kingdom of Mari Banu Simaal is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 12.345 billion Mariotes are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mari. The average income tax rate is 43.1%.
The Mariote economy, worth 551 trillion DNRS a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Automobile Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 44,686 DNRS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.
Corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients, the government is interviewing for thousands of 'Religious Censor' positions, Mariote actors literally work from cradle to grave, and students who do not recite the national anthem each morning have to drop and give their teacher 50. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mari Banu Simaal's national animal is the lion, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.
Mari Banu Simaal is ranked 141,304th in the world and 140th in The World Rearranged for Most Stationary, with 200.92044085528 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Mari Banu Simaal's influence in The World Rearranged rose from "Newcomer" to "Apprentice".
- : Mari Banu Simaal relocated from Osiris to The World Rearranged.
- : Mari Banu Simaal altered its national flag.
- : Mari Banu Simaal was refounded in Osiris.
- : Mari Banu Simaal ceased to exist in The World Rearranged.
- : Mari Banu Simaal's influence in The World Rearranged rose from "Newcomer" to "Apprentice".
- : Mari Banu Simaal relocated from Osiris to The World Rearranged.
- : Mari Banu Simaal altered its national flag.
- : Mari Banu Simaal was refounded in Osiris.
- : Mari Banu Simaal ceased to exist in The World Rearranged.