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Largest Welfare Programs: 4,108thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,336thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,471st
The Holy Lucky Yellow Gold Find of
Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens
NationStates and friendship
Akeem Mansa Musa Marli
Influence
Auxiliary
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Marli

Population14.269 billion

CapitalTimbuktu
LeaderAkeem Mansa Musa Marli
FaithPastafarianism

CurrencyMarlian Dinar
AnimalLion

The Holy Lucky Yellow Gold Find of Marli is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Akeem Mansa Musa Marli with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and smutty television. The compassionate, devout population of 14.269 billion Marlians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Timbuktu. The average income tax rate is 80.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Marlian economy, worth a remarkable 1,692 trillion Marlian Dinars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 118,606 Marlian Dinars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Abattoirs are running at full capacity in response to skyrocketing demand, doctors who mutter "Oh my God" often lose their medical license, the sound of office water cooler chatter has been replaced by the whirring of computer cooling fans, and a doomsday device lies untouched in a public park (Marli has found 3 easter eggs). Crime is totally unknown. Marli's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Marli is ranked 45,935th in the world and 7th in Zombie Research Institute for Most Stationary, with 949.2435938726 days.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 4,108thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,336thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,471stNicest Citizens: 8,667thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,916thBest Weather: 9,878thMost Pacifist: 10,236thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,868thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,177thMost Inclusive: 12,134thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,213thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,385thMost Developed: 12,637thMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,932ndHighest Food Quality: 13,235thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,628thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,364thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 15,001stHighest Economic Output: 15,431stHealthiest Citizens: 16,855thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,771stHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,704thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,264thMost Cultured: 19,575thSmartest Citizens: 19,716thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,056thLargest Governments: 22,861stHighest Poor Incomes: 24,584thLargest Populations: 28,415thSafest: 29,097th
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Largest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Marli, a doomsday device lies untouched in a public park (Marli has found 3 easter eggs).
  • : Following new legislation in Marli, the sound of office water cooler chatter has been replaced by the whirring of computer cooling fans.
  • : Following new legislation in Marli, doctors who mutter "Oh my God" often lose their medical license.
  • : Following new legislation in Marli, abattoirs are running at full capacity in response to skyrocketing demand.
  • : Following new legislation in Marli, talkative students are escorted from schools in second-hand prison buses.
  • : Following new legislation in Marli, environmentalists are advocating slash-and-burn in the nation's forests.
  • : Following new legislation in Marli, online terrorists are automatically assigned adverts for cheap balaclavas.
  • : Following new legislation in Marli, the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture.
  • : Following new legislation in Marli, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts.
  • : Following new legislation in Marli, lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post.

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