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Most Valuable International Artwork: 294thRudest Citizens: 334thLargest Retail Industry: 430th
The Constitutional Republic of
Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches
God, Liberty, Capitalism
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Marxist Germany

Population5.895 billion

CapitalBerlin
LeaderMarkus Neumann
FaithChristianity

CurrencyMark
AnimalEagle

The Constitutional Republic of Marxist Germany is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Markus Neumann with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, ubiquitous missile silos, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 5.895 billion Germans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 40.1%.

The frighteningly efficient German economy, worth a remarkable 1,314 trillion Marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 223,064 Marks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,180,615 per year while the poor average 22,343, a ratio of 52.8 to 1.

Gay couples have to travel to Brancaland to find a church that will actually let them wed, in musicals everybody's a little bit racist, the Great German Desert is reputedly the most uninhabitable place in the region, and a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Marxist Germany's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Marxist Germany is ranked 179,369th in the world and 952nd in 10000 Islands for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 421.83 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 294thRudest Citizens: 334thLargest Retail Industry: 430thMost Devout: 529thMost Influential: 979thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,119thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,511thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,711thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,896thMost Efficient Economies: 2,020thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,251stLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,257thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 2,623rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,694thMost Cultured: 3,451stHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,610thSmartest Citizens: 4,037thHighest Average Incomes: 4,830thSafest: 5,129thMost Developed: 5,206thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,775thHealthiest Citizens: 8,809thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,662ndLargest Governments: 10,786thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,488thTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 13,134thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,320thHighest Economic Output: 13,501stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 20,377thMost Pro-Market: 21,627th
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Rudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionMost Devout: 7th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 8th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 14th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 36th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 39th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 40th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 42nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 42nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 46th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 47th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 54th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 57th in the regionTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 61st in the regionMost Cultured: 65th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 70th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 75th in the regionMost Influential: 82nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 82nd in the regionSafest: 98th in the regionMost Developed: 100th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 105th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Marxist Germany, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts.
  • : Following new legislation in Marxist Germany, the Great German Desert is reputedly the most uninhabitable place in the region.
  • : Following new legislation in Marxist Germany, in musicals everybody's a little bit racist.
  • : Following new legislation in Marxist Germany, gay couples have to travel to Brancaland to find a church that will actually let them wed.
  • : Following new legislation in Marxist Germany, bleach is the nation's most common pesticide.
  • : Following new legislation in Marxist Germany, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field.
  • : Marxist Germany voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Roavin".
  • : Following new legislation in Marxist Germany, a five-year-old and a convicted terrorist can sit alongside one another in jury service.
  • : Following new legislation in Marxist Germany, nobody is quite sure what the government's last policy decision was but fans are saying it'll make Marxist Germany great again.
  • : Marxist Germany voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Gay Panic defense Ban".

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 184 » Anisopterra, Solsevara, The Soylent Green Party, Valentian Elysium, Evertopia, Wysrod, Waitiki, Drewish, Uprus, Dustwind, Vivolkha, Isentran, Kachikawawa, Ascended Union, Karlando, Blogotopia, Zeganas, Point Comfort Colony, Medetas, Better Indonesia, Tzo, Namakan, Northern Nivaria, Old Atlantica, Ali Faridi, Cape Vessey, Islands of Czechia, Solleana, Republic of Libriano, The Parandeam, Airday, Kaltovar, Swag Chief Bubba Estate, Palman, Novegia, Marroc, Lower Phlebacite, Calrad, Anollasia, Juiulia, Kyrizstanislav, A R V E R N A, Colonel Terrosit, Gewisse, Manurajya, QuazaFire, Imperatorian, Oom, Santa Pace, Silvastorn, and 134 others.Nanase Army, Pogthebravelandia, Bradmarkers, Vragar, Asakraka, Chip Skylark, Skamor, Galimania, Mastodonia, Prairiesora, Amabanana, Zeklandia, Holma, Alaxia, Aurorastar, Giraten, Adrinian, Slaytania, Katitania, Sawhirius, Zopciria, Tangora, The unidet Of life, Sedek-Cantus, ShadowVoltia, St Lennys Island, Grimmywelsh, Riance, Pardul, Treeford, Pesna, Generic Country Name That Is Available, Creightland, Hellenic Exusia, KJU Marshall, Caldorado, Son Weslana, Mystaaria, Eppur, Maalemzya, Free Booze, Ishkabibber, West Longobardia, Makykay, HumanSanity, Zachais, Grungerock, Free Fremovanja, Keswickholt, Zyrcrestia, Ilfarasia, Emulini, Pianaville, Brandenbourg-Anhalt, Ner Epiand, Greenmont Federation, Chiseka, ANCAPISTANZA, Vill Send, Yellowjacket, United States of Island land, Creeptopia, Tusenadingia Norgenadingasianglen, Canada but with Jazz, Seranis, Lucciana, Megistos, Clialaad, Maconshinbernititte, Ardelenia, Slaughter Machine, Carthegia, Batona, Onfande, Mat She, Kagicang, The Galactic American Imperium, Ultimate Wakanda, Venmere, Dorab, The Fortem, S Mova Derat, Blavorth, Ludens Sapiens, Silvedania, Sous Aniores, Noohlya, Violent Trees, Ilvanya, Miliarat, The Cheese Puff Islands, New Non, DetroitSmash, Membatak, The Iron Crown Order, Nea Komnenia, Rhie, Testa, Shiratrosihy, Peacecock, Arnesia, Seantonia, Aquachromia, Geonomia, Eist, Terra Royaume, Greater Puptioneberadon, The Snake Brotherhood, Kalldunn, Cowkaine, Hawalius, Elfore, The Republic of Osea, Fort Langlea, Danyl, Northern African Sahara, Nogalacia, Geolapo, Krystalveil, Donnee, Lisokyo, Renetopia, Oppressthemville, The Assembly of Awesomeness, Mauryana, Tausend Seen, Hellstep, Janraiqlux, Kierekiko, Gal Cradia, Saint Islaw Wra, Wischland, Tierra de Platanos, and The Indian Royalty.

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