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Most Valuable International Artwork: 251stRudest Citizens: 493rdLargest Retail Industry: 852nd
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Marxist Germany

Population4.506 billion

LeaderMarkus Neumann


The Constitutional Republic of Marxist Germany is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Markus Neumann with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 4.506 billion Germans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.4%.

The frighteningly efficient German economy, worth 940 trillion Marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 208,660 Marks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,153,666 per year while the poor average 19,032, a ratio of 60.6 to 1.

Citizens need a magnifying glass and color chart to distinguish between nearly identical brand labels, there's a lot of mouth-breathers about these days, coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops, and there's no such thing as bad publicity. Crime is totally unknown. Marxist Germany's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Marxist Germany is ranked 3,129th in the world and 60th in 10000 Islands for Least Corrupt Governments, with 95.68 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 251stRudest Citizens: 493rdLargest Retail Industry: 852ndMost Devout: 888thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,782ndTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 2,218thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,295thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,448thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,628thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,129thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,189thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,352ndMost Efficient Economies: 3,675thMost Cultured: 3,979thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,142ndHighest Average Incomes: 5,645thSmartest Citizens: 6,242ndHealthiest Citizens: 6,627thMost Developed: 7,748thMost Influential: 8,007thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,886thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 10,673rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,640thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,408thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14,027thMost Inclusive: 14,699thMost Pro-Market: 15,336thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 15,473rdLargest Governments: 17,477thSafest: 17,611thHighest Economic Output: 17,982ndMost Advanced Public Education: 17,986thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,536th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 7th in the regionRudest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Devout: 12th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 15th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19th in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 31st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 31st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 39th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 48th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 49th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 55th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 60th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 60th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 66th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 66th in the regionMost Cultured: 80th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 81st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 87th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 112th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 118th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 119th in the regionMost Developed: 132nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 159th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 180th in the region

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