by Max Barry

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 164thRudest Citizens: 554thMost Devout: 715th
The Constitutional Republic of
Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches
God, Liberty, Capitalism
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Marxist Germany

Population4.954 billion

LeaderMarkus Neumann


The Constitutional Republic of Marxist Germany is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Markus Neumann with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, aversion to nipples, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 4.954 billion Germans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. The average income tax rate is 28.5%.

The frighteningly efficient German economy, worth a remarkable 1,059 trillion Marks a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 213,943 Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Imitation is the sincerest form of felony, tabloids publicly shun nurses for not calling home on the weekends, eminent domain has been abolished, and a stitch in time could see you serving nine. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Marxist Germany's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Marxist Germany is ranked 4,066th in the world and 57th in 10000 Islands for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 9,162.74 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 164thRudest Citizens: 554thMost Devout: 715thLargest Retail Industry: 737thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,037thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,028thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,317thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,441stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,707thMost Influential: 2,731stHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,846thMost Efficient Economies: 2,948thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,967thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,066thMost Cultured: 4,127thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,717thHighest Average Incomes: 5,258thSmartest Citizens: 5,448thMost Developed: 6,239thSafest: 6,481stHealthiest Citizens: 6,681stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,802ndMost Subsidized Industry: 8,530thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,661stTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 13,192ndLargest Governments: 13,765thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,085thMost Cheerful Citizens: 15,466thHighest Economic Output: 16,109thMost Inclusive: 16,360thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,687thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 21,897th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Devout: 10th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 12th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 19th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 33rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 40th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 45th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 45th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 48th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 56th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 57th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 61st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 73rd in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 77th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 80th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 82nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 83rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 96th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 101st in the regionMost Developed: 114th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 120th in the regionSafest: 123rd in the regionMost Influential: 130th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Marxist Germany, a stitch in time could see you serving nine.
  • : Following new legislation in Marxist Germany, eminent domain has been abolished.
  • : Following new legislation in Marxist Germany, tabloids publicly shun nurses for not calling home on the weekends.
  • : Marxist Germany voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ending School Segregation".
  • : Following new legislation in Marxist Germany, imitation is the sincerest form of felony.
  • : Following new legislation in Marxist Germany, tourists often cite 'hiding money in an off-shore banking account' as their main reason to visit the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Marxist Germany, all the playground's a stage for German schoolchildren.
  • : Following new legislation in Marxist Germany, in a baffling press conference Markus Neumann proudly dismantled a broken door.
  • : Marxist Germany endorsed The Republic of Porflox.
  • : Marxist Germany was endorsed by The Republic of Porflox.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 183 » Anisopterra, Solsevara, Bortheria, The Soylent Green Party, Valentian Elysium, Evertopia, Wysrod, Waitiki, Drewish, Aeraven, Acvilsol, Uprus, Krystalveil, AciaciaMont, Dustwind, Vivolkha, Isentran, Lisokyo, Kachikawawa, Ascended Union, Karlando, Blogotopia, United Kingdom of Selesnia, Zeganas, Point Comfort Colony, Achiotopia, Nooooooooooooooo, Medetas, Oyste, Better Indonesia, Tzo, Namakan, The Nasranees, Northern Nivaria, The Pizza, Old Atlantica, The Galactic RepubIlic, Ali Faridi, Cape Vessey, Islands of Czechia, Discotheque, Anigeto, Solleana, Republic of Libriano, Nemohsis, The Parandeam, Tamsalin, The Pipiles, Airday, Kaltovar, and 133 others.Swag Chief Bubba Estate, Palman, Novegia, Marroc, Lower Phlebacite, Calrad, Jimjam Goober, Anollasia, Juiulia, Kyrizstanislav, A R V E R N A, Colonel Terrosit, Gewisse, Kebecois, Manurajya, QuazaFire, Imperatorian, Oom, New Afghanistani states, New Tamara, Tyranny of Sam 2, Afriesinele, New Udonia, Republic of Nutella, Santa Pace, Silvastorn, Murphtannia, Nanase Army, Pogthebravelandia, Canthos, Bradmarkers, Jesehannu, Vragar, United gaelic, Asakraka, Carricka, Chip Skylark, Skamor, Galimania, Diahn, Mastodonia, Dasterotchavan, Final Universal Order, Prairiesora, Ariree, Amabanana, Zeklandia, Holma, Far New Zum, Alaxia, Aurorastar, Giraten, Adrinian, Slaytania, Katitania, Sawhirius, Quwoe, Dystopija, Est Edmus Turs, KaldDalen, Zog Imperialis, Zopciria, Uravel, Tangora, The unidet Of life, Tsan Derch, Vestartia, Sedek-Cantus, Maddledom, Itic, Eames, ShadowVoltia, St Lennys Island, Grimmywelsh, Rahatalia, Dorab, The Republic Of Humans, Riance, United East Republics, Pardul, Tills, Treeford, Timid Turtle, Pesna, Generic Country Name That Is Available, Creightland, Valatian Empire, Hellenic Exusia, KJU Marshall, Caldorado, Son Weslana, Mystaaria, Echocrimsonia, The Geraldic Islands, 1337 republic, Outes Sha, Techoligia, Imperio de los Torres, Sovieka, Eppur, Leyarts, Bailsland, Maalemzya, Free Booze, Germanic and Jewish people, Manust Orini, Ishkabibber, West Longobardia, Makykay, Hellstep, HumanSanity, Zachais, Grungerock, Free Fremovanja, Keswickholt, Seokho, Ebadin, Sumipe, Sorthine, Zyrcrestia, Ilfarasia, Emulini, Norry Isles, Pianaville, Brandenbourg-Anhalt, Ner Epiand, Greenmont Federation, Chiseka, ANCAPISTANZA, Vill Send, Krillia, Oppressthemville, and Porflox.

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