by Max Barry

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 292ndRudest Citizens: 334thLargest Retail Industry: 366th
The Constitutional Republic of
Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches
God, Liberty, Capitalism
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Marxist Germany

Population6.286 billion

LeaderMarkus Neumann


The Constitutional Republic of Marxist Germany is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Markus Neumann with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, sprawling nuclear power plants, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 6.286 billion Germans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.6%.

The frighteningly efficient German economy, worth a remarkable 1,400 trillion Marks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 222,824 Marks, with the richest citizens earning 7.7 times as much as the poorest.

Many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses, farting etiquette is taught in schools, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly, and the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Marxist Germany's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Marxist Germany is ranked 53,620th in the world and 152nd in 10000 Islands for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 7.74 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 292ndRudest Citizens: 334thLargest Retail Industry: 366thMost Devout: 477thMost Influential: 730thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,133rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,358thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,387thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,390thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,782ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,861stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,020thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,478thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,651stMost Cultured: 3,151stSmartest Citizens: 4,516thMost Efficient Economies: 4,794thHighest Average Incomes: 4,884thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,246thMost Developed: 7,022ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,652ndHealthiest Citizens: 8,586thSafest: 9,690thTop
Highest Economic Output: 12,814thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,359thLargest Insurance Industry: 14,709thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,609thHighest Poor Incomes: 21,267thMost Pro-Market: 22,159thLargest Governments: 22,614th
Largest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 8th in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 22nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 24th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 25th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 27th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 29th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 34th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 36th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 37th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 46th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 53rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 55th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 61st in the regionMost Influential: 70th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 72nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 80th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 81st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 88th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 91st in the region

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