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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 614th Most Influential: 973rd Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,111th
The Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Pizza is healthy
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Marxist Luxembourg

Population4.702 billion

CapitalNew Luxembourg City

AnimalLuxembourgish Bear

The Republic of Marxist Luxembourg is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jimmy with an iron fist, and notable for its aversion to nipples, strictly enforced bedtime, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 4.702 billion Marxist Luxembourgians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Luxembourg City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Marxist Luxembourgian economy, worth 765 trillion francs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 162,807 francs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 498,863 per year while the poor average 41,129, a ratio of 12.1 to 1.

Citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims, the government keeps its thumb on the scales of justice, loss of the ability to speak is a common affliction of the elderly, and children playing with walkie-talkies are told to 'get a job'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Marxist Luxembourg's national animal is the Luxembourgish Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Jimmyism.

Marxist Luxembourg is ranked 19,260th in the world and 1,034th in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 76.05 on the Human Development Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 614thMost Influential: 973rdTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,111thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,133rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,968thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,540thLargest Black Market: 3,922ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,978thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,046thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,517thMost Conservative: 7,119thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 9,958thHighest Average Incomes: 10,111thLargest Retail Industry: 10,126thLowest Crime Rates: 11,831stMost Efficient Economies: 12,349thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12,401stLargest Governments: 15,181stMost Authoritarian: 15,578thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,747th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 86th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 88th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 99th in the regionLargest Black Market: 133rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 134th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 138th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 156th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 200th in the regionMost Influential: 362nd in the regionMost Conservative: 379th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 424th in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 466th in the regionMost Stationary: 474th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 484th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 488th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 553rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 599th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 604th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 618th in the regionLargest Governments: 720th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 768th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 878th in the region

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