by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 858th Most Influential: 1,227th Highest Drug Use: 1,334th
The People's Paradise of
Left-wing Utopia Utopia
коммунизм победит
General Secretary and Vice Delegate
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population2.514 billion

CapitalDas Kapital


The People's Paradise of Marxmeans is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Precoixious with a fair hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.514 billion Marxmeasians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Das Kapital. The average income tax rate is 93.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Marxmeasian economy, worth 313 trillion Marxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 124,788 Marxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly, social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions, and political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm. Crime is totally unknown. Marxmeans's national animal is the Wercur, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Communism.

Marxmeans is ranked 9,069th in the world and 180th in The Communist Bloc for Most Pacifist, with 140.59 Cheeks Turned Per Day.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 858thMost Influential: 1,227thHighest Drug Use: 1,334thTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 1,681stMost Politically Free: 1,871stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,596thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,828thMost Inclusive: 3,100thNicest Citizens: 3,127thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,812thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,477thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,883rdMost Advanced Public Education: 5,131stHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,750thNudest: 6,084thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,102ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,205thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,326thMost Developed: 6,583rdMost Extreme: 7,134thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,449thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,559thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,568thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,611thTop
Largest Governments: 8,866thMost Pacifist: 9,069thBest Weather: 9,406thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,593rdSmartest Citizens: 9,924thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,176thMost Cultured: 10,809thMost Efficient Economies: 12,092ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,451stLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,962ndMost Income Equality: 13,991st
Most Politically Free: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Extreme: 19th in the regionMost Influential: 22nd in the regionNudest: 25th in the regionTop
Most Armed: 37th in the regionLargest Black Market: 39th in the regionRudest Citizens: 47th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 67th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 69th in the regionNicest Citizens: 72nd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 162 » Shamian, Kethania, Tekaroe Islands, Itre, Westnesia, Dindrenzi, Anarhic Morrowind, Russaki, Uinted Communist of Africa, Huelistan, The United Kindom under Socialist Rule, Liliumtopia, Illeron, The Peoples Vanguard, Socialised Capital, United Nations of Earth Federation, Transy1vania, Soviet Socialist Armenia, TryingToBeTrueCommunism, Vulga, Terragone, Rukiana, The Moroccan Kingdom, Soviet Felines, Stalin Lands, Trabardia, Thebernoka, East Boulevard, The Kingdom Of New Camelot, Saint Ignis, Alangrad, The Ungreat Citadels of Utopia, Glass and Santiago, The Workers Union of Habsburg-Lorraine, Seledo, Federal Republic of Rogarland, Anagha, Vascoviy, Kurenia, Papuan Commune, Altaira Prime, Artorya, Arifarnia, Cassaracen, Euronistan, North Fluedan, Keeglestan, Sevinland, Zilkia, Solova, and 112 others.MLGDogeland, Peoples Soviet Democracy, New Soviet States of America, Rulden, Qebakistan, Transbiansylvania, Rogeila, Rotar, GreatUnion of Soviet Socialist Republics, United States of Stalinia, The State of Mao, Kitchen Nation, Kalenterestil, Krontdia, Voronagrad, Jafredonia, -Gregoria, Kandivia, Coralium, TrueArstotzka, Kletzenland, Inzunza, Green Minnesota, Dudaev, Corvisia, Jacarta, Solarrion, Solveneia, Unified Socialist Soviet Republics, Most Serene Republic of Erreara, Kdogistan, Autonomous Arab Republics, Rebellionis, Pazakistan, Palmerstown SSR, North Yabeistan, Everika, Koskistan, Northwest Korea, East Akra, Buba, Turnitopia, Carbondalia, Vonx, Societe Libre, Vennon, Kanetomoe, Ubria, Ernestan, Sinera, Camthalia, Soviet Syria, Sodoran Alesia, The Gastonian, Aegean Macedonia, Rawrsmooius, Soviet Technocracy Union, Bakuninists, Vietalis, Northern Diyarbakir, East Ustya, Andena Powsion, Engir, Arcturus Novus, Qijian, Henkidonie, Antikorol, Leeberginstan, East Taitemock, Klovak, Phensya, East slavinia, Marxstar, Riocht mor Daraen, Tyvette, Adraen Coalition, Qubistan, Republic of Yugoslavia, Drevlyans, Czechoslovakia and Zakarpatia, Triplex Venetia, Stars and Snow, New Rowanistan, Xe Jinping, A Post-Apocalyptic Wasteland, Yutrus, Debordan, Socialist Union States, Saint Shepard, XeJinping, Novochukotksk, Adriem, Femite, Balaxakia, Walister Unia, Batavian Commune, Ant Publithordia, Radicalania, Qinruzhe, Computatia, Motfon, Tiger Shark Island, Smolen, FloresLands, New Chomsky, Elmstifstan, Katatistan, Romalia Isles, Katyusha Rocket Launcher, Invertiaa, Ima, and Blakkland.

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