The Free Land of Masaniay is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.278 billion Masaniayians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Visalia. The average income tax rate is 80.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Masaniayian economy, worth 822 trillion baht a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 80,033 baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Former pharmaceutical company owners have lost their healthy incomes, Leader seems to wear red a lot these days, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, and the government has an entire department dedicated to staring at microscopes and writing down letters. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Masaniay's national animal is the red panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Masaniay is ranked 47,413^th in the world and 52^nd in The Hole To Hide In for Lowest Crime Rates, with 74.95 law-abiding acts per hour.