by Max Barry

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,729th Most Pacifist: 6,054th Most Rebellious Youth: 6,296th
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Population828 million

LeaderDear Massimo


The Cotocratic Reprivate of Massimolandia is a huge, genial nation, ruled by Dear Massimo with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, keen interest in outer space, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic population of 828 million Massimolandians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Massim˛city. The average income tax rate is 79.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Massimolandian economy, worth 96.2 trillion Maxos a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 116,144 Maxos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Computer users are buried daily in thousands of unsolicited emails, textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be, Massim˛city's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight, and literally voiceless people are unable to protest when food and water are denied to them. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Massimolandia's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Massimolandia is ranked 48,390th in the world and 5th in The Balestrian States of Shipgod for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 69.13 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,729thMost Pacifist: 6,054thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,296thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,065thMost Inclusive: 7,195thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,265thNicest Citizens: 7,322ndLargest Welfare Programs: 7,714thBest Weather: 7,728thMost Developed: 8,249thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,264thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,586thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,281stMost Beautiful Environments: 9,948thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,199thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,428thSafest: 10,712thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,057thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,338thHealthiest Citizens: 11,950thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,111thMost Secular: 12,989thRudest Citizens: 13,084thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,182ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,318thSmartest Citizens: 14,311thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,514thLargest Governments: 15,080thMost Efficient Economies: 16,438th
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the region

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