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Most Advanced Public Education: 913thMost Compassionate Citizens: 931stNicest Citizens: 1,075th
The Civilisation Game of
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Time is the simplest thing
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Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Mastodonia

Population5.696 billion

CapitalThe City
LeaderShepard Blaine
FaithProject Pope

CurrencyPostagestamp
Animalmastodon

The Civilisation Game of Mastodonia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Shepard Blaine with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, prohibition of alcohol, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.696 billion Mastodonians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The City. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Mastodonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,081 trillion Postagestamps a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 189,926 Postagestamps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Concert pianists lie about their occupation to avoid ridicule, government agents stalk the aisles of grocery stores for out-of-stock medications, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass", and attempts to inform people about their unclaimed property are often mistaken for telephone scams. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mastodonia's national animal is the mastodon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Project Pope.

Mastodonia is ranked 1,659th in the world and 29th in 10000 Islands for Most Beautiful Environments, with 3,617.77 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

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Most Advanced Public Education: 913thMost Compassionate Citizens: 931stNicest Citizens: 1,075thBest Weather: 1,164thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,254thSafest: 1,296thMost Developed: 1,337thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,339thLowest Crime Rates: 1,357thMost Inclusive: 1,390thMost Influential: 1,408thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,426thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,507thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,509thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,556thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,656thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,659thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,769thHealthiest Citizens: 1,999thLargest Governments: 2,040thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,089thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,129thSmartest Citizens: 2,203rdTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,520thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,712thMost Pacifist: 3,812thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,844thMost Efficient Economies: 3,903rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,107thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,721stHighest Average Incomes: 7,756thMost Secular: 8,238thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,071stTop
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Most Armed: 13,341stMost Cultured: 16,174thHighest Economic Output: 16,906thMost Stationary: 20,276th
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Most Advanced Public Education: 14th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 19th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 21st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 23rd in the regionBest Weather: 23rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 24th in the regionSafest: 24th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 25th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 27th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 27th in the regionMost Developed: 28th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 29th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 30th in the regionMost Inclusive: 30th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 32nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 33rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 34th in the regionLargest Governments: 34th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 38th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 39th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 46th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 48th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 54th in the regionMost Pacifist: 65th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 67th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 69th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 71st in the regionMost Influential: 100th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 101st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Mastodonia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Honeydewistania".
  • : Mastodonia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Voting Equality for Freed Inmates"".
  • : Following new legislation in Mastodonia, attempts to inform people about their unclaimed property are often mistaken for telephone scams.
  • : Following new legislation in Mastodonia, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass".
  • : Following new legislation in Mastodonia, government agents stalk the aisles of grocery stores for out-of-stock medications.
  • : Following new legislation in Mastodonia, concert pianists lie about their occupation to avoid ridicule.
  • : Following new legislation in Mastodonia, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws.
  • : Mastodonia endorsed The Democratic Republic of Batona.
  • : Mastodonia was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Batona.
  • : Mastodonia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Reducing Microplastics".

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