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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 82ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 102ndHighest Average Incomes: 171st
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Mayo and Other Condiments

Population7.107 billion

CapitalAurorum
LeaderCaesar Asinis

CurrencyDenarius
AnimalWolf

The V͔̞̟o͉̟̦͈i̫͖̹̠̰̝̙ͅd͔͚̫̫͝ ͜͠ of Mayo and Other Condiments is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Caesar Asinis with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, frequent executions, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.107 billion furries are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aurorum. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Furry economy, worth a remarkable 4,061 trillion Denarii a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 571,514 Denarii, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, virtually all of the country's economic activity takes place in Aurorum, the nation frequently scolds its subject territories for staying up past bedtime, and government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mayo and Other Condiments's national animal is the Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Mayo and Other Condiments is ranked 181,310th in the world and 5,697th in the Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 14.29 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 82ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 102ndHighest Average Incomes: 171stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 188thMost Corrupt Governments: 196thMost Valuable International Artwork: 232ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 241stLargest Black Market: 323rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 325thLargest Insurance Industry: 338thHighest Poor Incomes: 361stLargest Information Technology Sector: 371stMost Subsidized Industry: 403rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 426thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 492ndMost Efficient Economies: 559thMost Scientifically Advanced: 562ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 605thMost Avoided: 638thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 707thLargest Mining Sector: 724thLargest Governments: 947thLowest Crime Rates: 1,051stFattest Citizens: 1,394thLargest Retail Industry: 1,697thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,825thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,058thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,144thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,491stHighest Economic Output: 2,618thMost Developed: 3,041stSmartest Citizens: 3,332ndMost Secular: 3,373rdRudest Citizens: 3,509thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,498thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,368thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,836thTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 11,235thMost Influential: 12,099thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,267thMost Authoritarian: 17,435thMost Stationary: 19,239thMost Conservative: 20,601st
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 10th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Black Market: 11th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 12th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 13th in the regionMost Avoided: 13th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 16th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 21st in the regionFattest Citizens: 24th in the regionLargest Governments: 27th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 28th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 37th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 39th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 42nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 47th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 49th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 63rd in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 78th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 86th in the regionMost Developed: 87th in the regionMost Secular: 117th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 119th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 135th in the regionMost Influential: 154th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 201st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 278th in the regionMost Stationary: 287th in the regionLargest Populations: 323rd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 374th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Mayo and Other Condiments, government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy.
  • : Following new legislation in Mayo and Other Condiments, the nation frequently scolds its subject territories for staying up past bedtime.
  • : Mayo and Other Condiments lodged a message on the The Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Mayo and Other Condiments, virtually all of the country's economic activity takes place in Aurorum.
  • : Mayo and Other Condiments was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Mayo and Other Condiments, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high.
  • : Following new legislation in Mayo and Other Condiments, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park.
  • : Following new legislation in Mayo and Other Condiments, Mayo and Other Condiments is increasingly belligerent on the international stage.
  • : Following new legislation in Mayo and Other Condiments, no-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium.
  • : Following new legislation in Mayo and Other Condiments, tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread.

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