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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 24thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 30thHighest Average Incomes: 49th
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Mayo and Other Condiments

Population11.508 billion

CapitalAurorum
LeaderASNS

CurrencyDenarius
AnimalDragon

The V͔̞̟o͉̟̦͈i̫͖̹̠̰̝̙ͅd͔͚̫̫͝ ͜͠ of Mayo and Other Condiments is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by ASNS with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 11.508 billion condiments are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aurorum. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Condiment economy, worth a remarkable 9,257 trillion Denarii a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 804,409 Denarii, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

It takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle, homes have been banned from having any more than one wheel, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, and hairdressers are forced to use all the tricks of the trade after citizens became required to wear helmets at all times. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mayo and Other Condiments's national animal is the Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Mayo and Other Condiments is ranked 803rd in the world and 27th in the Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 249.23 quips per hour.

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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 24thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 30thHighest Average Incomes: 49thHighest Poor Incomes: 49thMost Corrupt Governments: 57thMost Patriotic: 58thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 62ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 90thLargest Information Technology Sector: 93rdLargest Black Market: 128thMost Scientifically Advanced: 134thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 137thLargest Insurance Industry: 169thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 177thMost Efficient Economies: 204thLargest Mining Sector: 204thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 238thMost Subsidized Industry: 240thMost Secular: 244thLargest Governments: 244thLowest Crime Rates: 250thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 390thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 444thLargest Agricultural Sector: 518thMost Valuable International Artwork: 520thHighest Average Tax Rates: 591stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 625thHighest Economic Output: 753rdSmartest Citizens: 803rdMost Advanced Public Education: 813thFattest Citizens: 840thMost Avoided: 1,095thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,781stLargest Retail Industry: 1,940thRudest Citizens: 2,342ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,509thTop
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Most Developed: 3,002ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,564thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,096thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,544thLargest Gambling Industry: 9,975thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,984thMost Influential: 13,222ndTop
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Most Stationary: 13,550thMost Authoritarian: 14,618thMost Conservative: 16,059th
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionMost Patriotic: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Black Market: 8th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 13th in the regionMost Secular: 13th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 14th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 17th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 19th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 20th in the regionFattest Citizens: 20th in the regionMost Avoided: 27th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 27th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 32nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 46th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 46th in the regionRudest Citizens: 53rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 77th in the regionMost Developed: 85th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 128th in the regionMost Stationary: 185th in the regionMost Influential: 194th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 206th in the regionLargest Populations: 231st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 277th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 363rd in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 572nd in the regionMost Conservative: 629th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 834th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Mayo and Other Condiments, hairdressers are forced to use all the tricks of the trade after citizens became required to wear helmets at all times.
  • : Following new legislation in Mayo and Other Condiments, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail.
  • : Following new legislation in Mayo and Other Condiments, homes have been banned from having any more than one wheel.
  • : Following new legislation in Mayo and Other Condiments, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle.
  • : Following new legislation in Mayo and Other Condiments, GP clinics are inundated by patients requesting prescriptions for alcohol.
  • : Following new legislation in Mayo and Other Condiments, a new "thought police" branch is being developed.
  • : Following new legislation in Mayo and Other Condiments, crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens.
  • : Following new legislation in Mayo and Other Condiments, hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms.
  • : Following new legislation in Mayo and Other Condiments, extraordinary rendition is nothing out of the ordinary.
  • : Mayo and Other Condiments was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.

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