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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 72ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 95thHighest Average Incomes: 172nd
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Mayo and Other Condiments

Population6.129 billion

CapitalAurorum
LeaderCaesar Asinis

CurrencyDenarius
AnimalWolf

The V͔̞̟o͉̟̦͈i̫͖̹̠̰̝̙ͅd͔͚̫̫͝ ͜͠ of Mayo and Other Condiments is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Caesar Asinis with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, keen interest in outer space, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.129 billion furries are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aurorum. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Furry economy, worth a remarkable 3,425 trillion Denarii a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 558,954 Denarii, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public, troublemakers boast about how many times they have to visit their therapist, war vets look after war animals, and old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mayo and Other Condiments's national animal is the Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Mayo and Other Condiments is ranked 154,544th in the world and 6,507th in the Pacific for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 23.69 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 72ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 95thHighest Average Incomes: 172ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 187thMost Corrupt Governments: 192ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 211thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 237thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 283rdHighest Poor Incomes: 318thLargest Black Market: 358thMost Subsidized Industry: 378thLargest Insurance Industry: 386thLargest Information Technology Sector: 392ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 471stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 490thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 534thMost Efficient Economies: 554thMost Scientifically Advanced: 603rdMost Avoided: 625thLargest Mining Sector: 747thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 750thLargest Governments: 988thLowest Crime Rates: 1,086thFattest Citizens: 1,432ndLargest Retail Industry: 1,658thTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,858thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,164thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,268thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,577thHighest Economic Output: 3,129thRudest Citizens: 3,202ndMost Developed: 3,362ndSmartest Citizens: 3,579thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,643rdMost Secular: 5,260thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,015thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,867thTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 9,521stMost Influential: 10,179th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 9th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 11th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 12th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Black Market: 13th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13th in the regionMost Avoided: 14th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 14th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 15th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 15th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 21st in the regionFattest Citizens: 24th in the regionLargest Governments: 27th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 29th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 32nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 35th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 41st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 47th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 53rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 63rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 70th in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 88th in the regionMost Developed: 94th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 110th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 121st in the regionMost Influential: 160th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 166th in the regionMost Secular: 175th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 262nd in the regionMost Stationary: 333rd in the regionLargest Populations: 352nd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 415th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 602nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Mayo and Other Condiments was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Following new legislation in Mayo and Other Condiments, old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones.
  • : Following new legislation in Mayo and Other Condiments, war vets look after war animals.
  • : Following new legislation in Mayo and Other Condiments, troublemakers boast about how many times they have to visit their therapist.
  • : Following new legislation in Mayo and Other Condiments, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public.
  • : Following new legislation in Mayo and Other Condiments, the police double as repo men.
  • : Following new legislation in Mayo and Other Condiments, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation'.
  • : Following new legislation in Mayo and Other Condiments, the government is rumored to hire body doubles whose full-time jobs are to cry at public events.
  • : Following new legislation in Mayo and Other Condiments, the fines for getting caught with the wrong recipe book can force furries into bankruptcy.
  • : Following new legislation in Mayo and Other Condiments, the Hanging Gardens account for half of Aurorum's water use.

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