The Matriarchy of Mays Austrian Nation is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory military service, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 483 million Austrians are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vienna. The average income tax rate is 30.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Austrian economy, worth 60.8 trillion Schillings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 125,884 Schillings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Conspiracy theorists allege Vienna's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols, chrome-clad space marines are such stuff that dreams are made on, doctors who mutter "Oh my God" often lose their medical license, and helping grandma with her Misgendering 101 homework is a national rite of passage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mays Austrian Nation's national animal is the Black Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Mays Austrian Nation is ranked 20,815^th in the world and 885^th in The East Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 5,335.16 on the Hickory Productivity Index.