The Ständestaat of Mays Austrian Nation is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Triumvirate with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.947 billion Austrians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vienna. The average income tax rate is 80.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Austrian economy, worth 332 trillion Schillings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 170,981 Schillings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

In a desperate bid for cheap airfare Austrians can be seen jogging in a rubber suit just before flying, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, there's an aura of pseudoscience around academia, and conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mays Austrian Nation's national animal is the Black Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Secularism.

Mays Austrian Nation is ranked 168,395^th in the world and 5,186^th in The East Pacific for Most Armed, with 0.26 Weapons Per Person.