Population | 39.247 billion |
Capital | Grand Lantern |
Leader | Kaiser Terrance von Rhizenten |
Faith | Maysinian-Rite Catholicism |
Currency | Mekkit |
Animal | Treefox |
The New United Empire of Maysai is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kaiser Terrance von Rhizenten with an even hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, keen interest in outer space, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 39.247 billion Maysinians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grand Lantern. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Maysaian economy, worth an astonishing 14,246 trillion Mekkits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 362,990 Mekkits, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,751,253 per year while the poor average 43,743, a ratio of 40.0 to 1.
Superfoods are often seen as supervillains, the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption, and parents often ask to see a credit report before lending money to their own children. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Maysai's national animal is the Treefox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Maysinian-Rite Catholicism.
Maysai is ranked 120,378th in the world and 1st in The Eastern West Horizon for Most Stationary, with 298.05277452388 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Maysai, parents often ask to see a credit report before lending money to their own children.
- : Following new legislation in Maysai, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption.
- : Following new legislation in Maysai, the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region.
- : Following new legislation in Maysai, superfoods are often seen as supervillains.
- : Maysai was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in Maysai, billions of Mekkits are being blown on orbital weapons development.
- : Following new legislation in Maysai, the most commonly-worn shoes are concrete ones.
- : Following new legislation in Maysai, foreign musicians that Kaiser Terrance von Rhizenten dislikes are turned away at the border.
- : Following new legislation in Maysai, pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves.
- : Following new legislation in Maysai, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have.