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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 168th Largest Gambling Industry: 281st Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 538th
The 𝗖𝗼𝗻𝘀𝗽𝗶𝗿𝗮𝗰𝘆 of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Just Print More Money.
Fresh Pepper
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population6.565 billion

CapitalConservative Brandensburg
LeaderFresh Pepper


The 𝗖𝗼𝗻𝘀𝗽𝗶𝗿𝗮𝗰𝘆 of Mazeoftime is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Fresh Pepper with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, strictly enforced bedtime, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.565 billion Mazers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Defense and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Conservative Brandensburg. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Mazecit economy, worth a remarkable 1,587 trillion Cubes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an amazing 241,778 Cubes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 787,743 per year while the poor average 55,867, a ratio of 14.1 to 1.

Strange men lingering in offices distributing television sets is a basis for a system of government, public enemies often walk home with spotless garments and crime records, social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks, and roosters that herald the rising sun are immediately sent to the slaughterhouse. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Mazeoftime's national animal is the Duck, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Farmingo.

Mazeoftime is ranked 170,396th in the world and 9,203rd in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 7.08 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 168thLargest Gambling Industry: 281stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 538thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 567thFattest Citizens: 706thMost Ignorant Citizens: 740thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 743rdMost Avoided: 746thMost Armed: 778thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 815thMost Influential: 871stHighest Crime Rates: 955thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,001stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,022ndLargest Retail Industry: 1,023rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,084thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,201stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,206thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,337thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 1,737thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,844thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,236thHighest Average Incomes: 3,160thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,172ndMost Efficient Economies: 5,512thRudest Citizens: 6,547thLargest Black Market: 6,692ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,183rdHighest Economic Output: 7,967th
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 12th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 17th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 20th in the regionFattest Citizens: 22nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 23rd in the regionMost Avoided: 23rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 24th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 25th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 29th in the regionMost Armed: 29th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 34th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 34th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 39th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 42nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 46th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 47th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 56th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 66th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 67th in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 111th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 142nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 176th in the regionLargest Black Market: 191st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 223rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 277th in the regionMost Influential: 353rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 357th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 423rd in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 618th in the regionMost Stationary: 835th in the region

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