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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 168thLargest Gambling Industry: 264thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 476th
The 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗼𝗿𝗶𝘀𝘁𝘀 of
Corporate Police State Halliburton
Keep going. That's not enough money!
Fresh Pepper
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Mazeoftime

Population9.024 billion

CapitalConservative Brandensburg
LeaderFresh Pepper
FaithFarmingo

CurrencyCube
Animalduck

The 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗼𝗿𝗶𝘀𝘁𝘀 of Mazeoftime is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Fresh Pepper with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 9.024 billion Mazers are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, although Defense is also considered important, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Conservative Brandensburg. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Mazecit economy, worth a remarkable 2,216 trillion Cubes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an amazing 245,588 Cubes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,998,765 per year while the poor average 6,597, a ratio of 302 to 1.

Sheep-like political loyalists repeat the mantra "one wheel bad, three wheels good", babies are a small but significant export, career advisors ask sociopathic orphan girls if they have considered becoming professional assassins, and begun the Clone Wars have. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Mazeoftime's national animal is the duck, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Farmingo.

Mazeoftime is ranked 184,661st in the world and 8,523rd in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 48.19 on the Human Development Index.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 168thLargest Gambling Industry: 264thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 476thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 599thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 629thFattest Citizens: 644thMost Avoided: 690thMost Armed: 782ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 816thHighest Crime Rates: 822ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 826thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 893rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 992ndLargest Insurance Industry: 1,053rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,088thLargest Retail Industry: 1,251stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,300thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,346thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,353rdMost Corrupt Governments: 1,443rdLargest Mining Sector: 1,816thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,207thMost Influential: 2,253rdHighest Average Incomes: 3,560thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,977thRudest Citizens: 5,278thMost Efficient Economies: 5,941stHighest Economic Output: 6,448thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,564thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,227thTop
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Largest Black Market: 15,527th
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 8th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 12th in the regionMost Avoided: 18th in the regionFattest Citizens: 20th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 21st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 23rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 24th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 27th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 28th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 29th in the regionMost Armed: 29th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 37th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 38th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 39th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 47th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 48th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 50th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 63rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 63rd in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 115th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 156th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 174th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 175th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 184th in the regionRudest Citizens: 283rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 325th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 335th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 340th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 528th in the regionLargest Black Market: 548th in the regionMost Influential: 746th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 888th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Mazeoftime, begun the Clone Wars have.
  • : Following new legislation in Mazeoftime, career advisors ask sociopathic orphan girls if they have considered becoming professional assassins.
  • : Following new legislation in Mazeoftime, babies are a small but significant export.
  • : Following new legislation in Mazeoftime, sheep-like political loyalists repeat the mantra "one wheel bad, three wheels good".
  • : Following new legislation in Mazeoftime, small patches of desolate land across the world are part of Mazecit sovereign territory.
  • : Following new legislation in Mazeoftime, it's never "just a game" with Mazecit sports fans.
  • : Following new legislation in Mazeoftime, veterans' meet-ups involve a lot of tail sniffing.
  • : Following new legislation in Mazeoftime, many believe that you can't repeat history's mistakes if you don't care what they were.
  • : Following new legislation in Mazeoftime, devotion to God is only skin-deep.
  • : Mazeoftime was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.

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