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Most Ignorant Citizens: 397th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 668th Most Devout: 705th
The Holy Corporate Municipality of
Corporate Police State Halliburton
I'm lovin' it
Ronald McDonald
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population10.461 billion

CapitalMcDonaldsland City
LeaderRonald McDonald


The Holy Corporate Municipality of McDonaldsland is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Ronald McDonald with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.461 billion McDonaldslandians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Spirituality, and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of McDonaldsland City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.4%.

The frighteningly efficient McDonaldslandic economy, worth a remarkable 2,346 trillion McPennies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 224,327 McPennies, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 859,209 per year while the poor average 40,426, a ratio of 21.3 to 1.

Whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls, 'Mountain Doobie' is widely regarded as the nation's favourite drink, garden stores are not allowed to sell water butts, and children are often punished for the sins of the fathers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. McDonaldsland's national animal is the McNugget, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Capitalism.

McDonaldsland is ranked 774th in the world and 19th in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 12,499.66 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Most Ignorant Citizens: 397thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 668thMost Devout: 705thFattest Citizens: 734thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 770thLargest Insurance Industry: 774thLargest Retail Industry: 901stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 958thLargest Black Market: 1,035thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,048thLargest Mining Sector: 1,055thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,072ndMost Influential: 1,115thMost Avoided: 1,185thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,290thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,770thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,851stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,472ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,905thMost Efficient Economies: 2,980thHighest Average Incomes: 3,996thHighest Economic Output: 4,685thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,078thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,788thTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 8,746thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,294thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,099thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 14,054th
Most Ignorant Citizens: 12th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 19th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 21st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 23rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 25th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 30th in the regionLargest Black Market: 30th in the regionMost Devout: 32nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 36th in the regionMost Avoided: 37th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 39th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 39th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 48th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 62nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 70th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 83rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 93rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 113th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 118th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 161st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 187th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 304th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 330th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 368th in the regionLargest Populations: 371st in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 416th in the regionMost Influential: 464th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 536th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 547th in the regionRudest Citizens: 669th in the region

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