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Most Ignorant Citizens: 441stMost Devout: 628thLargest Insurance Industry: 650th
The Holy Corporate Municipality of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
I'm lovin' it
Ronald McDonald
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Population12.759 billion

CapitalMcDonaldsland City
LeaderRonald McDonald


The Holy Corporate Municipality of McDonaldsland is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Ronald McDonald with an iron fist, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, ritual sacrifices, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.759 billion McCitizens are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of McDonaldsland City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 36.6%.

The frighteningly efficient McDonaldslandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,095 trillion McPennies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 242,650 McPennies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,604,082 per year while the poor average 14,164, a ratio of 113 to 1.

Crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens, dealers go from pushing drugs to pushing up daisies, raindances intended to summon storms instead attract tourists, and the government's suicide hotline now redirects callers to local tax lawyers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. McDonaldsland's national animal is the McNugget, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Capitalism.

McDonaldsland is ranked 184,746th in the world and 8,530th in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 48.17 on the Human Development Index.

Most Ignorant Citizens: 441stMost Devout: 628thLargest Insurance Industry: 650thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 653rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 671stFattest Citizens: 717thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 907thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 952ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 996thLargest Retail Industry: 1,044thLargest Mining Sector: 1,059thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,098thMost Avoided: 1,209thMost Influential: 1,298thLargest Black Market: 1,328thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,444thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,690thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,265thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,899thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,585thHighest Average Incomes: 3,684thHighest Economic Output: 3,933rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,058thMost Efficient Economies: 6,755thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,921stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,078thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,906thTop
Most Conservative: 12,024thLargest Governments: 15,930thLargest Gambling Industry: 16,910thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,201stLargest Populations: 18,549thRudest Citizens: 20,111th
Largest Insurance Industry: 14th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 20th in the regionFattest Citizens: 21st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 23rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 30th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 30th in the regionMost Devout: 32nd in the regionMost Avoided: 40th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 44th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 49th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 54th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 55th in the regionLargest Black Market: 57th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 70th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 80th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 92nd in the regionTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 103rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 114th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 141st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 179th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 286th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 297th in the regionLargest Populations: 347th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 361st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 362nd in the regionTop
Most Influential: 526th in the regionRudest Citizens: 563rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 617th in the regionMost Conservative: 717th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 718th in the regionLargest Governments: 764th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 853rd in the region

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