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Mecha Bavarian

Population954 million



The Aryan Supremacy of Mecha Bavarian is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, zero percent divorce rate, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 954 million Aryans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Germania. The average income tax rate is 73.3%.

The sizeable but inefficient Mecha Bavarianian economy, worth 54.0 trillion Reichsmarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 56,565 Reichsmarks, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Frustrated teenage boys are told that if they like it then they should have put a ring on it, weapons are only sold to foreign governments that are legitimate enough to not bounce the cheque, a small country is wondering where their capitol building's gold dome went, and tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Mecha Bavarian Blood Tithe. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mecha Bavarian's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Mecha Bavarian is ranked 113,215th in the world and 1st in Aryan Resistance for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,316.29 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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