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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,302ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,045thMost Influential: 4,136th
The Bavarium Producer of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Pace, Derecte, Securitate, Prosperitate
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Medici Empire

Population1.738 billion

CapitalCitate Di Ravello
LeaderGeneral Sebastiano Di Ravello
FaithCatholicism

CurrencyMedicia
AnimalMedician Bull

The Bavarium Producer of Medici Empire is a massive, safe nation, ruled by General Sebastiano Di Ravello with an iron fist, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.738 billion Medicians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Citate Di Ravello. The average income tax rate is 88.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Medician economy, worth 250 trillion Medicias a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 144,414 Medicias, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools, citizens must pay to enjoy Medici Empire's pristine beaches, and fans doing the wave routinely disrupt the finals of Go tournaments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Medici Empire's national animal is the Medician Bull and its national religion is Catholicism.

Medici Empire is ranked 157,001st in the world and 278th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -3 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,302ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,045thMost Influential: 4,136thLowest Crime Rates: 4,424thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,855thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,986thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,144thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,702ndMost Corrupt Governments: 7,237thLargest Governments: 8,908thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,736thMost Efficient Economies: 10,578thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 11,237thTop
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Most Devout: 11,728thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,084thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,143rdHighest Poor Incomes: 14,865thHighest Average Incomes: 14,939thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,996thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,810thSmartest Citizens: 18,382ndMost Conservative: 19,264thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,284thMost Authoritarian: 20,129thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21,512thMost Developed: 22,127th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 17th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 28th in the regionMost Influential: 31st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 34th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Medici Empire was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : Medici Empire lodged a message on the Confederation of Corrupt Dictators Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Medici Empire, fans doing the wave routinely disrupt the finals of Go tournaments.
  • : Following new legislation in Medici Empire, citizens must pay to enjoy Medici Empire's pristine beaches.
  • : Following new legislation in Medici Empire, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools.
  • : Medici Empire was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies and the Top 10% for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Medici Empire, travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs.
  • : Following new legislation in Medici Empire, the road to capitalism has proved an epic drama of adventure and exploration.
  • : Medici Empire was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Medici Empire, troops are either deafened by gunfire or a hysterical voice screaming the Party manifesto.

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