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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,208thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,598thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,897th
The Bavarium Producer of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Pace, Derecte, Securitate, Prosperitate
General Sebastiano Di Ravello
Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Medici Empire

Population3.09 billion

CapitalCitate Di Ravello
LeaderGeneral Sebastiano Di Ravello
FaithCatholicism

CurrencyMedicia
AnimalMedician Bull

The Bavarium Producer of Medici Empire is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by General Sebastiano Di Ravello with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, vat-grown people, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.09 billion Medicians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Citate Di Ravello. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 84.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Medician economy, worth 723 trillion Medicias a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 234,058 Medicias, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 693,878 per year while the poor average 61,975, a ratio of 11.2 to 1.

Atheists are heavily taxed, airport security is provided by private companies, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions, and any girl that shows an interest in Lego is pressured to study engineering. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Medici Empire's national animal is the Medician Bull, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Medici Empire is ranked 1,897th in the world and 30th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 15,133.4 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,208thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,598thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,897thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,342ndTop
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Most Influential: 2,593rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,599thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,644thLowest Crime Rates: 3,703rdHighest Average Incomes: 4,235thLargest Mining Sector: 4,314thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,488thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,733rdMost Subsidized Industry: 4,761stLargest Black Market: 5,258thMost Efficient Economies: 5,420thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,773rdLargest Governments: 7,100thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,903rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,945thSmartest Citizens: 10,632ndTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 12,699thMost Avoided: 13,593rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,610thLargest Retail Industry: 14,575thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,645thHealthiest Citizens: 15,852ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,748thMost Devout: 18,770thMost Developed: 20,455thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21,506th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 13th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 16th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 24th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 30th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 31st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 31st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Medici Empire was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Medici Empire lodged a message on the Confederation of Corrupt Dictators Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Medici Empire, any girl that shows an interest in Lego is pressured to study engineering.
  • : Following new legislation in Medici Empire, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions.
  • : Following new legislation in Medici Empire, airport security is provided by private companies.
  • : Following new legislation in Medici Empire, atheists are heavily taxed.
  • : Medici Empire voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Quebecshire".
  • : Medici Empire voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Convicted Voters".
  • : Following new legislation in Medici Empire, Citate Di Ravello's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight.
  • : Following new legislation in Medici Empire, the constant playing of Merry Birthday on Medician radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity.

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