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Most Influential: 340thLargest Information Technology Sector: 358thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,141st
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Population8.806 billion

LeaderCletus Abdullah Illuminati Rotshield

Currencykilogram sterling

The Meh of Mediocrea is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Cletus Abdullah Illuminati Rotshield with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 8.806 billion Mediocreans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Industry, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Boringburg. The average income tax rate is 10.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mediocrean economy, worth a remarkable 1,709 trillion kilogram sterlings a year, is fairly diversified and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 194,081 kilogram sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians frequently make unusual poses during speeches in hopes of inspiring the next internet fad, the "Dreadnowt" is the pride and joy of the Mediocrean Navy, citizens ask "how many crooks could a nunchuck hook if a nun had nunchucks too?", and they say that Cletus Abdullah Illuminati Rotshield's personal computer is full of naked pictures of the Emperor of Maxtopia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Mediocrea's national animal is the sjw, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Disbelief.

Mediocrea is ranked 234,777th in the world and 618th in Europeia for Most Armed, with 0.15 Weapons Per Person.

Most Influential: 340thLargest Information Technology Sector: 358thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,141stHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,205thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,362ndTop
Smartest Citizens: 2,487thMost Inclusive: 2,962ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,047thMost Developed: 3,280thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,282ndHealthiest Citizens: 3,952ndMost Secular: 4,094thSafest: 4,275thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,975thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,164thMost Cultured: 5,164thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,385thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,836thHighest Average Incomes: 7,301stMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,810thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,849thMost Pacifist: 8,604thNicest Citizens: 9,338thHighest Economic Output: 10,093rdBest Weather: 11,741stTop
Most Stationary: 12,553rdMost Efficient Economies: 14,145thLowest Crime Rates: 15,616thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16,557th
Largest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 14th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 15th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 26th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 34th in the regionTop
Most Secular: 38th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 38th in the regionMost Developed: 45th in the regionMost Influential: 46th in the regionMost Inclusive: 50th in the regionMost Stationary: 54th in the regionSafest: 54th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 55th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 55th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 60th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 60th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 71st in the regionMost Cultured: 71st in the region

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