The Jamahiriyah of Medma is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Qaid Noor al-Ghanem with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, otherworldly petting zoo, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 23.748 billion Medmans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Quzrum. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Medman economy, worth a remarkable 2,688 trillion penias a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Cheese Exports industry. Average income is an impressive 113,227 penias, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces", trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy, the country's motorways are surprisingly quiet, and most people attending churches are maintenance workers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Medma's national animal is the flamingo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.

Medma is ranked 72,454^th in the world and 193^rd in Europeia for Most Patriotic, with 22.93 flags saluted per person per day.