by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,334th Most Influential: 4,585th Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,148th
The Federal Republic of
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Population1.305 billion



The Federal Republic of Megolavania is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, state-planned economy, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 1.305 billion Megolavanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sansania. The average income tax rate is 60.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Megolavanian economy, worth 169 trillion pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 129,744 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Drunk drivers are sentenced to death, the nation leads The East Pacific in per capita stalking, the bear is a protected species, and the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Megolavania's national animal is the bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Megolavania is ranked 151,867th in the world and 6,592nd in The East Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -7.07 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,334thMost Influential: 4,585thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,148thTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 8,738thMost Inclusive: 10,292ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,758thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,900thMost Developed: 12,459thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,705thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,237thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,917thMost Cultured: 13,945thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,437thMost Armed: 15,093rdLongest Average Lifespans: 16,412thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,471st
Largest Agricultural Sector: 259th in the regionMost Inclusive: 310th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 316th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 321st in the regionMost Armed: 335th in the regionMost Cultured: 353rd in the regionMost Developed: 359th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 366th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 367th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 370th in the regionMost Influential: 374th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 398th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 401st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 419th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 425th in the regionRudest Citizens: 444th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 451st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 453rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 459th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 461st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 510th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 511th in the regionLargest Governments: 556th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 557th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 573rd in the regionBest Weather: 612th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 635th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 650th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 672nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 693rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 707th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 720th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 750th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Megolavania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Megolavania endorsed The Principality of Handoutum.
  • : Megolavania endorsed The Nation States Holy Red Jolly of Celannica.
  • : Megolavania voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sterilisation of Minors etc".
  • : Following new legislation in Megolavania, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon.
  • : Following new legislation in Megolavania, the bear is a protected species.
  • : Following new legislation in Megolavania, the nation leads The East Pacific in per capita stalking.
  • : Following new legislation in Megolavania, drunk drivers are sentenced to death.
  • : Following new legislation in Megolavania, they say that Megolavanians made a dessert and called it peace.
  • : Megolavania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.