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Largest Gambling Industry: 165thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 566thFattest Citizens: 951st
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Ding Dong. The whicked witch is DEAD
Leader sans underpants
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Melon feud

Population13.098 billion

LeaderLeader sans underpants


The Rogue Nation of Melon feud is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Leader sans underpants with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.098 billion Melon feudians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of pOOtie-tOOt. The average income tax rate is 42.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Melon feudian economy, worth a remarkable 2,884 trillion wayners a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Gambling, Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 220,190 wayners, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Stray cats threaten the fledgling avian-based internet, sales of trenchcoats are on the rise, people who make the leader's blood boil get boiled, and there's a mortuary next to every Melon feudian restaurant. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Melon feud's national animal is the mule, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is THE GARGANTUAN GREAT SPIRITS OF BEFORE T.

Melon feud is ranked 951st in the world and 37th in the Rejected Realms for Fattest Citizens, with 61.36 Obesity Rate.

Largest Gambling Industry: 165thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 566thFattest Citizens: 951stLargest Black Market: 1,157thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,513thHighest Crime Rates: 1,945thMost Armed: 2,024thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 2,456thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,653rdMost Avoided: 2,755thLargest Mining Sector: 3,067thLargest Retail Industry: 3,709thMost Influential: 3,723rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,762ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,896thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,913thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,978thMost Devout: 4,109thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,157thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,284thHighest Economic Output: 4,488thHighest Average Incomes: 4,813thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,983rdHighest Poor Incomes: 5,202ndRudest Citizens: 5,403rdMost Advanced Public Education: 6,104thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,222ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,347thMost Cultured: 8,449thMost Efficient Economies: 9,051stTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 11,633rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,245thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,614thLargest Governments: 14,832ndMost Stationary: 16,837thLargest Populations: 17,978th
Largest Gambling Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 20th in the regionMost Influential: 29th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 33rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 34th in the regionFattest Citizens: 37th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 48th in the regionMost Armed: 58th in the regionTop
Highest Crime Rates: 65th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 68th in the regionMost Avoided: 70th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 83rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 99th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 103rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 105th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 106th in the regionMost Devout: 108th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 109th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 119th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 122nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 124th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 133rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 141st in the regionRudest Citizens: 146th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 157th in the regionMost Stationary: 160th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 162nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 192nd in the regionMost Cultured: 198th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 235th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 267th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 297th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 324th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 340th in the regionLargest Governments: 366th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 437th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 522nd in the region

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