The Queendom of Mem is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 11.628 billion Memians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 70.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Memian economy, worth 185 trillion betales a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 15,962 betales, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, and graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mem's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mem is ranked 71,380^th in the world and 5^th in Sahrawi Arab Democratic Republic for Lowest Crime Rates, with 69.87 law-abiding acts per hour.