The Empire of MEME Pire is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Peanut with an even hand, and notable for its aversion to nipples, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working population of 4.72 billion MEME Pireans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital MEME. The average income tax rate is 67.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient MEME Pirean economy, worth 531 trillion Centralized Northern Units a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 112,641 Centralized Northern Units, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The internal market is thriving, it's all quiet on the western front, nuclear physics is the most popular course at university, and it's considered providence that the political lexicon contains a syrup of company slogans. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MEME Pire's national animal is the MEME Man, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is MEME.

MEME Pire is ranked 36,666^th in the world and 2,446^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 79.16 law-abiding acts per hour.