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Most Corrupt Governments: 2ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th
The Letterman Commie Paradise of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
DESTROYER OF DEMOCRACY, FREEDOM, HUMAN RIGHTS, PEACE!!!
DEAREST LEADER Menta Lee-IL
Influence
Eminence Grise
Founder / GLORIOUS ETERNAL DEAREST LEADER
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Menta Lee-IL

Population29.777 billion

CapitalDEAREST LEADER ETERNAL UNIVERSAL CAPITAL
LeaderDEAREST LEADER Menta Lee-IL
FaithALL OBJECTS ADORE DEAREST LEADER

Currencypfft DEAREST LEADER OWNS ALL
Animalwow ALL ANIMALS LOVE DEAREST LEADER

The Letterman Commie Paradise of Menta Lee-IL is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by DEAREST LEADER Menta Lee-IL with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, avowedly heterosexual populace, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 29.777 billion DEAREST LEADER'S eternal slaves are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of DEAREST LEADER ETERNAL UNIVERSAL CAPITAL. The income tax rate is 100%.

The strong Menta Lee-ILian economy, worth an astonishing 18,288 trillion pfft DEAREST LEADER OWNS ALLS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 614,176 pfft DEAREST LEADER OWNS ALLS, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,748,941 per year while the poor average 44,408, a ratio of 84.4 to 1.

The government spends billions to protect Menta Lee-IL from a disaster that is one in a million, to 'cut off family ties' is no longer just a phrase, police wait behind troop deployments in order to shoot deserters, and children often kick wow ALL ANIMALS LOVE DEAREST LEADERS for amusement. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Menta Lee-IL's national animal is the wow ALL ANIMALS LOVE DEAREST LEADER, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is ALL OBJECTS ADORE DEAREST LEADER.

Menta Lee-IL is ranked 202,024th in the world and 70th in Psychotic Dictatorships for Most Average, scoring 23.13 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

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Most Corrupt Governments: 2ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7thFattest Citizens: 19thLowest Crime Rates: 19thLargest Black Market: 19thMost Ignorant Citizens: 19thLargest Governments: 26thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 36thLargest Mining Sector: 38thHighest Average Tax Rates: 41stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 53rdMost Avoided: 61stHighest Economic Output: 92ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 99thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 106thMost Subsidized Industry: 115thHighest Average Incomes: 125thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 130thMost Primitive: 261stMost Stationary: 359thMost Valuable International Artwork: 376thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 404thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 501stRudest Citizens: 718thLargest Populations: 2,049thTop
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Most Conservative: 3,785thNudest: 4,390thMost Influential: 5,868thMost Secular: 10,870thTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 13,028thMost Authoritarian: 22,894th
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionMost Primitive: 7th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the regionTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 12th in the regionNudest: 12th in the region

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