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Most Corrupt Governments: 2ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th
The Letterman Commie Paradise of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
DESTROYER OF DEMOCRACY, FREEDOM, HUMAN RIGHTS, PEACE!!!
DEAREST LEADER Menta Lee-IL
Influence
Eminence Grise
Founder / GLORIOUS ETERNAL DEAREST LEADER
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Menta Lee-IL

Population30.256 billion

CapitalDEAREST LEADER ETERNAL UNIVERSAL CAPITAL
LeaderDEAREST LEADER Menta Lee-IL
FaithALL OBJECTS ADORE DEAREST LEADER

Currencypfft DEAREST LEADER OWNS ALL
Animalwow ALL ANIMALS LOVE DEAREST LEADER

The Letterman Commie Paradise of Menta Lee-IL is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by DEAREST LEADER Menta Lee-IL with an iron fist, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, hatred of cheese, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 30.256 billion DEAREST LEADER'S eternal slaves are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of DEAREST LEADER ETERNAL UNIVERSAL CAPITAL. The income tax rate is 100%.

The strong Menta Lee-ILian economy, worth an astonishing 18,987 trillion pfft DEAREST LEADER OWNS ALLS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 627,561 pfft DEAREST LEADER OWNS ALLS, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,076,103 per year while the poor average 38,507, a ratio of 105 to 1.

Policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence', weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements, terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors, and it's widely agreed that to tennis players love means nothing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Menta Lee-IL's national animal is the wow ALL ANIMALS LOVE DEAREST LEADER, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is ALL OBJECTS ADORE DEAREST LEADER.

Menta Lee-IL is ranked 204,672nd in the world and 150th in Psychotic Dictatorships for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -21.95 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Most Corrupt Governments: 2ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8thFattest Citizens: 16thLargest Black Market: 17thMost Ignorant Citizens: 18thLowest Crime Rates: 19thLargest Governments: 25thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 29thLargest Mining Sector: 36thHighest Average Tax Rates: 38thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 50thMost Avoided: 57thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 71stHighest Economic Output: 89thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 93rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 111thHighest Average Incomes: 117thMost Subsidized Industry: 123rdMost Primitive: 249thMost Stationary: 356thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 368thMost Valuable International Artwork: 432ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 544thRudest Citizens: 634thLargest Populations: 2,029thTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,667thMost Conservative: 3,967thNudest: 4,062ndMost Influential: 6,476thTop
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Most Secular: 10,966thMost Authoritarian: 18,129thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,391st
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionNudest: 6th in the regionMost Primitive: 7th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 10th in the region

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