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Most Armed: 2,007thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,029thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,742nd
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Mercenary CEO

Population2.382 billion

CapitalMercenaries R Us Corporate HQ
LeaderChief Executive Officer


The CEO of %%Mercenaries R Us%% of Mercenary CEO is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Chief Executive Officer with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, avowedly heterosexual populace, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.382 billion Mercenaries are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mercenaries R Us Corporate HQ. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.0%.

The powerhouse Mercenarian economy, worth 257 trillion golds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 108,101 golds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 356,256 per year while the poor average 24,560, a ratio of 14.5 to 1.

Carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population, jaywalking will put an end to a family tree, Mercenaries R Us holds its breath as nuclear warfare is being seriously considered, and the nation is weighing the price of victory following a nuclear strike. Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Mercenary CEO's national animal is the slave, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Innovation.

Mercenary CEO is ranked 6,790th in the world and 3rd in Mercenaries R Us for Highest Crime Rates, with 21.36 Crimes Per Hour.

Most Armed: 2,007thTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,029thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,742ndHighest Crime Rates: 6,790thMost Avoided: 8,165thLargest Retail Industry: 8,814thLargest Mining Sector: 8,896thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,432ndTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 12,114thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,232ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,279thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 19,141st

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