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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 8thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14thMost Primitive: 14th
The Kingdom of
Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists
There is no God but Allah; Muhammad is His Messenger
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Population15.575 billion

LeaderMontebad II


The Kingdom of Merconitonitopia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Montebad II with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, frequent executions, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 15.575 billion Mirkonites are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded morass — is primarily concerned with Defense, although Environment and Spirituality are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bahmedag. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Mirkonite economy, worth a remarkable 6,828 trillion virtues a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 438,442 virtues, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources, Merconitonitopia's Medieval Faire is renowned as one of the best in the region, and artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Merconitonitopia's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Islam.

Merconitonitopia is ranked 98th in the world and 6th in The North Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 410,085.69 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 8thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14thMost Primitive: 14thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21stMost Ignorant Citizens: 24thMost Devout: 24thBest Weather: 44thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 49thMost Subsidized Industry: 85thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 89thHighest Poor Incomes: 98thMost Beautiful Environments: 109thMost Corrupt Governments: 122ndLargest Black Market: 126thHighest Average Tax Rates: 196thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 233rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 248thLargest Governments: 265thMost Influential: 270thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 319thMost Advanced Public Transport: 488thHighest Average Incomes: 521stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 541stMost Valuable International Artwork: 550thLongest Average Lifespans: 676thHighest Economic Output: 1,025thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,146thLowest Crime Rates: 1,198thMost Armed: 1,263rdMost Efficient Economies: 1,377thMost Cultured: 1,887thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 2,453rdNudest: 6,148thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,724thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,102ndRudest Citizens: 8,336thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,198thMost Income Equality: 10,972ndTop
Largest Populations: 12,871stMost Conservative: 17,388thMost Authoritarian: 19,121st
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionBest Weather: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 9th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 10th in the regionLargest Governments: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 16th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 20th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 24th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 27th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 38th in the regionMost Armed: 44th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 50th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 62nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 75th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 76th in the regionMost Influential: 77th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 81st in the regionMost Cultured: 88th in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 142nd in the regionLargest Populations: 213th in the regionNudest: 242nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 249th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 326th in the regionRudest Citizens: 408th in the regionTop
Most Income Equality: 514th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 544th in the regionMost Conservative: 955th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 961st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Merconitonitopia was endorsed by The United Coffee Provinces of Caffeinetopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Merconitonitopia, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings.
  • : Following new legislation in Merconitonitopia, Merconitonitopia's Medieval Faire is renowned as one of the best in the region.
  • : Merconitonitopia was endorsed by The Kingdom of Ozstan.
  • : Following new legislation in Merconitonitopia, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources.
  • : Following new legislation in Merconitonitopia, local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities.
  • : Merconitonitopia was endorsed by The Solar Empire of Kelvaros Prime.
  • : Following new legislation in Merconitonitopia, the term "Native Mirkonite" has been redefined as anyone with the same skin color as the majority.
  • : Following new legislation in Merconitonitopia, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue".
  • : Following new legislation in Merconitonitopia, people who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 570 » Guer Aike, Yaorozu, The Rhein States, Runeda, Territorio di Nessuno, Corfad, Koda-Land, Dreadton, Dar es Saalam, Viridiann, Sil Dorsett, North Bratislava, Valhalla123, Notyoutopia, Zyvetskistaahn, Shibutani, Manticore utopia, Zokk, East Supple Lund, Walter Jackson, Partax, Arimbia, Chukstik Illahi, Zumlandia, Newpromisedland, Aetulia, Siwale, The Tampa Bay Rays, Loutsland, Wilkshire, Seenvorland, The Discipled, Glurponia, Karazan, Pazair, Azzarel, McMasterdonia, Vincone Cae, El Fiji Grande, Sundred, Ravendi, United States of Americanas, Dabarastan, Advancia-Sizzletown, Anungu, Aeurithianar, Ethnon, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Sunto, Antiyard, and 520 others.Tachycardia, Interdimensional Zone, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Kranostav, Pallaith, Empy, Ataraxia Somnia, Aeolist, Altivia, Daiz, Holy Oranz, Frances Francis the First of France, Wineclaw, Orado, Alice Gardens, 1 very fast endotarter, Selfgradatude, Great Bights Mum, Esplandia, The Iron Lions, Yukti, Necromonia, Gnomewatchers, The Windmilluminati, Vexilia, Choistan, Steampunk Ariel, Misthas, Gurou, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Valentine Z, Praeceps, Fendlium, Soviet Terran, Volstokn, Shadowrik, Avemterra, Napnomadia, Loli County, Keventle, Hamerica, United Kahndaq, Fayyayid, Free Culture, PotatoFarmers, Gilakistan, Jovian Knights, Eraver, The Kingdom and Realm of Anubis, Olofin, The Gamer Party, SORT, Fel Imass, New Octicarg, Central Ryal, Unsophisticate, Miamington, Alamei, Fascist Democracy, Solmetria, Pleroma Sans Romans, Nordic-British Union, Clan Spaniel, Cape Flower, Khoik, Freyford, Conservative State of Poland, The Sinclarian Provinces, Zecit, Itallitopia, Montarc, Minuda, Panama Coalition, Ereena, Lucedeia, New Lakemba, Centromuria, Dopeland420, Nova Arcania, Singamadri, Cloydicia, Malta Comino Gozo, Vesuva, The Austro Germanic Union, Pauliestien, Old Emporia, David Davidson, Fizban, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Detrivania, States of Asra, Newam, Ice and Tinian, Grue, Kappacon, Rumagna, Lorigia, The Most Freedom Ever, Quentiam Viventem, Arlens Apartment, Pradovnia, Marmiedon, United States of Medford, LostLegion, The English Alliance, Heloonia, TJUN-ia, Godwanna, Independent Halls, Cors Evia, Humptalumpta, Saint Alaric, Preble, BrightFutures, Dylanana, Phoronu, Revolutionary Sealand, Cinnibar, North Armatas, East Wushen, Diodone, Iceland People, Orenmark, Lemonbiscuits, Zupla, VietAnhland, Wit Noreis, Nationeer, Blackphir, Virillum, Drutopia Insomnia, Zixu, Potatolandium, Tarr-Nation, Moubarakistan, Omnistria, The AP Republic, Sile Maungistan, Austral States of America, Dicko, Vernest Quill, Rad Lads, Xagill, Noahs Second Country, Wisconsota, Ivy Rekkia, Maott, United Asgardian States, Velon, Zankioa, Universal State Formula, New Avian, Arquadea, Ausnakulia, The New Communist Republic Of States, Yokciq Empire, Dakota Territories, The United Federal Nation, AAA Provisional Empire, Psychotic Vegans, New Jamgra, The Stratosphere Islands, Hyphen, MiaryBhalzhack, The Real Ram Ranch, Wooleystan, The Endless Eventide, Votak Matim, Joodey, KhalChicken, Leonfire, Abonland, Xyrron, The Lancerian Empire, Vivanco, Prevaland, Crader, New Trisone, Stone Ira, Xentherida, Nisastria, Avastate, Nistriabar, Varola, Unshleepd, Schnuftelland, Dyrenell, Free Nation of Hong Kong, The Pantheons, Korovan Isles, Westinor, Xatin, Zeternia, Astronomical, The Serdey Islands, Fauzjhia, Oceanialia, Greater Pittsburgh, Prydania, U S Eh, Frostcell, Sikol, Paul Pasch, East Akra, TLTland, Saperisole, Saint Lucas And Lower Nielto, Hopsin, Zzozona, Timothea, Libertania Democratica, Termathe, Fluffy Noodles, I Like Killing people, Saugeria, Former English Colony, Sevinland, Shinjuku tokyo 0, The Calabash Protectorate, Halivaara, Texas States, Brucklania, Cowbridge, Asoc lon, Mimia, Innocentic, Kocherian, Camikistan, Ihsan, Pizza Squared, Seanat, Simone Republic, Arichia, Principia Mathematica, Artemis Selene, Dangine, Lux Conos, Highton Islands, Nouvelle-Floride, Unimaginable Doom, R libanon, Madjack, Zemper Macro, Xipher, Buckhem, Kragsgale, Picairn, Cosamaloapan, Amerian States, Astal Aavors, Illusia and Neverendia, Andexia, Erubetia, Eastern Cous Empria, Neu-Galicia, Heilhum Imperius, Draconian Progression, The Canadian Peoples Republic, Harjad, Frahnkzaden, Cartures, Aerilia, Cretox State, Morover, Aruvicion, Outer Shenendoah, Rimausean, Karakalpak Republic, Nuevo Navarre, Shizzy, Glanst, West Papua states, Elvoreto, The Kingdom Of Wagies, Democratic Republic of Kohland, Chips and Guac, Guyomartand, Navsland, Lulubellia, Rozarus, An Identity Crisis, Kenaniahistan, Magna Banitia, Cosmosplosion, Hardscrabble, Why Seriously, Ofira, Cereskia, Warancia, Jestings, Republica Guilleana, Tolopel, Porotia, Indonisa Romana, Animu Place, WeKnow, Imortan Empire, Pigeonstan, Citrus Rutaceae, South Baba, Sakarna, Solphine, Cokoland, Lotion Empire, Rainengrad, Irvari, SparkleMinds, MAACAU, Kurniastan, The Bikini Bottom Republic, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Gambosnia and Herzegoman, GlobeCV, Ramiru, Angkor Raj, A Ordem do Caos, Gor Nacho, North Unity, Eslatani, Multius, Neo Cheese Empire, Blahcostan, Liminyj, Srnsbaland, Bend Mai, Daerlan, Healiopolis, Nichigo Sebe, Gainesixtan, Kuldi, Eywaan, United Lokkia, Verytas, Kingdom of Witcheria, Pinguioris, Tukayyiad, Takushipa, Democratie, Imperial American Patriots, Vaireldanionistasi, Kadarra, Beaverwa, Orogonia, African-Empire, Entecavir, Gweithwyr, Intion North, The Great Imperial Roman Empire, Free Lives, Tunofferia, Florevana, Pierresburg, Caselpania, Colonies of Free Temeria, Gozenka, Tamlra, Solcius, Czechnin, Kheshiga, Batatoland Empire, Pffalto, Rockwell Islands, Xyroxes, Inner lorrainia, Craams Mal, The Papal Catholic States, Trance Empire, Bacciatto, Maroiogogistan, Lordelles, Imperial Pieserged, Smesh, United Learia, Moszce-Walvard, Wurplestan, Gendirt, Harveney, Ocharckia, Neo-Ottomania, The New Trumpland, Fitchy, Sardona, AENEDELIAH, Lanorth, TyGerria, ArizonaRepublic, The Bureaucratic Territories, Florida Palms, Tyirza, Bueszqostan, Zdagoburg, Ardretia, The True Frog, Bushkrub, Drentusa, Northern Glory, DIMAnism, Ekaitokoa, Redmond, Logovets, Asooka, Nobec, Yalgora, Emerencia, Greater Nattlecreniaxia, Aoncarpa, Diplomasqi, El Emayo, Chadinton, Yellops, Axolotlus, Australian Socialist Commonwealths, Cascadiya, Sattelbach, Sovereign Benin, Mouva Crishia, United Island States of Southeast Asia, A Salmon Named Harold, Western Aurtoplethurd, A Die, Navorden, Sopernia, Kamohoalii, Kim Da-mi, Zimmerdachen, Federalania, Zachlend, Femanie, Gabenia, Palisede, Arrivederci, Varisland, The Clever Crow, The Unicrons, Caladann, Grieslhiem, New Volta, Changjo, Islanes, Holy Empire Of Greater Bavaria, Maclare, Sisang, Oro-Yurdujan, Dropey, Bala Mantre, Arloria, Nouvelle-Guadeloupe, Falkendel, The Asiatischen Reich, Boston Castle, Aingard, Zazumo, Alyrria, Jerzykowo, Saphrosynia, Gautania, Tringapore, AverageJoevlania, Jeff II, Sakusen, BosqueLandia, Keurig Machines, Ibarkla, Andanavia, Gin Tonic, Toopaka, Visse, Solimun, Fran Advar, Barabolia, Southern Ryland, New Ecronentia, Sitero, Austrian Confederacy, Pytong, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Figyjharli, Venicea, Dai Nippon Yamato, Nodnarb, Bruhast, Seridian, Konolas, Riechelburg, Religioncord, Maratabat, Lubi Islands, Testnation223, The Turkish workers of Europe, West Zebrupco Bageropirex, Jurisa, McDonaldsland, Whatever mo, I Anixi, Kureizen, Aleavia, Tsandonown, Bankowiata, Kazoo Basin, Northwest Zedonia, Wisso, Pasargad, Dejure, Ofrettia, Harmonypine, Cadorto, Brsil, The Unified Missourtama States, Beta Cyndriel, Strana Land, Armandinia, Callecul, Xanatosi, New Mechodovein, Gypsy Gems of Grayskull, Loyalists Rebel, Kelvaros Prime, Ozstan, and Caffeinetopia.

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