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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 11thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13thMost Primitive: 14th
The Kingdom of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
All Rivers run into the Sea, yet the Sea is not Full
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Merconitonitopia

Population14.267 billion

CapitalBahmedag
LeaderMontebad II

Currencyvirtue
Animaldove

The Kingdom of Merconitonitopia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Montebad II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, feral children, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.267 billion Merconites are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — is primarily concerned with Defense, with Environment, Spirituality, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bahmedag. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Merconite economy, worth a remarkable 5,937 trillion virtues a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 416,151 virtues, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The legal profession considers itself above the law, voodoo economists believe that feeding criminals to volcanoes will bring untold riches to Merconitonitopia, long-wed spouses often regret proposals they made when they were twenty, and the nation is famous for bravely sending wave after wave of its soldiers until the enemy runs out of bullets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Merconitonitopia's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Merconitonitopia is ranked 501st in the world and 71st in The North Pacific for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 258.54 Bank.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 11thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13thMost Primitive: 14thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 23rdMost Devout: 24thMost Ignorant Citizens: 24thBest Weather: 47thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 58thMost Subsidized Industry: 68thMost Beautiful Environments: 117thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 119thHighest Poor Incomes: 125thMost Corrupt Governments: 134thLargest Black Market: 136thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 214thHighest Average Tax Rates: 225thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 288thLargest Governments: 306thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 388thMost Valuable International Artwork: 501stMost Advanced Public Transport: 508thHighest Average Incomes: 578thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 677thLongest Average Lifespans: 836thHighest Economic Output: 1,202ndMost Influential: 1,220thMost Armed: 1,358thMost Efficient Economies: 1,479thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 1,824thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,947thMost Cultured: 2,328thHealthiest Citizens: 3,375thNudest: 4,508thMost Authoritarian: 7,729thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,805thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 10,011thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,935thLargest Populations: 13,435thMost Income Equality: 15,256th
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Largest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 9th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 10th in the regionLargest Governments: 12th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 17th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 28th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 33rd in the regionMost Armed: 46th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 46th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 69th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 71st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 74th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 97th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 106th in the regionMost Cultured: 109th in the regionNudest: 164th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 194th in the regionLargest Populations: 247th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 303rd in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 451st in the regionMost Influential: 455th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 491st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 590th in the regionMost Extreme: 796th in the regionMost Income Equality: 854th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 868th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Merconitonitopia, the nation is famous for bravely sending wave after wave of its soldiers until the enemy runs out of bullets.
  • : Following new legislation in Merconitonitopia, long-wed spouses often regret proposals they made when they were twenty.
  • : Following new legislation in Merconitonitopia, voodoo economists believe that feeding criminals to volcanoes will bring untold riches to Merconitonitopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Merconitonitopia, the legal profession considers itself above the law.
  • : Merconitonitopia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Merconitonitopia was endorsed by The Theocracy of Sachi.
  • : Following new legislation in Merconitonitopia, betting pennies on games of Go Fish is considered deviant.
  • : Following new legislation in Merconitonitopia, the teaching of evolution has been banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Merconitonitopia, Montebad II's recent "I have a dream that we will fight them by raking muck on the beaches" speech seems a little derivative to many.
  • : Following new legislation in Merconitonitopia, battlefield gains are quickly lost when enemies don't respect a time-out.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 438 » Alunya, Guer Aike, Yaorozu, The Rhein States, Runeda, Territorio di Nessuno, Black Templares, Corfad, Koda-Land, Ponantine, Wodan, Dreadton, Dar es Saalam, Viridiann, Sil Dorsett, North Bratislava, Valhalla123, Sockmanland, Castle Federation, Notyoutopia, Zyvetskistaahn, Shibutani, Manticore utopia, Baldova, Zokk, East Supple Lund, Ausveria, Walter Jackson, Partax, Arimbia, Chukstik Illahi, Zumlandia, Newpromisedland, Aetulia, Siwale, Kubrostavsria, The Tampa Bay Rays, Loutsland, Wilkshire, Seenvorland, The Discipled, Glurponia, Karazan, Eravonia, Pazair, Azzarel, Aratani, McMasterdonia, Bonjoura, Vincone Cae, and 388 others.El Fiji Grande, Miruma, Sundred, Ravendi, United States of Americanas, Dabarastan, Advancia-Sizzletown, Anungu, Aeurithianar, Ethnon, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Sunto, Antiyard, Altmeros, Tachycardia, United Anglo-America, Amauri, Jasminlandia, Aenglaland, Interdimensional Zone, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Kranostav, New Bremerton, Pallaith, Empy, 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